Bed farter

Someone who farts in bed

Ayy I was sleepin with my wifey and i was such a Bed farter

by ChickenChocker69 January 30, 2023

Pee-the-bed

An older child causing concern because he still urinates in bed while sleeping at night.

"I heard that Jeffery pee-the-bed at night, and he'll be seven soon.

by Bill Mobley October 12, 2021

Popalomaunia-Bed

This means "Comfortable Bed"

This is a Popalomaunia-Bed!

by Lenoreno7546 October 9, 2023

bed rotting

bed rotting is a depression trait where you stay in bed for days; weeks even. its not ‘watching tiktok and netflix’ its starving laying in bed for hours and days and weeks while garbage and bugs lay on the floor because you can’t physically make yourself get up

person 1 ‘why haven’t you been out’
person 2 ‘sorry, i’m bed rotting, i can’t get up.’

by signed- yours truly, the whale August 1, 2024

bed garnish

Refers to the placement of many extra pillows on a bed solely for decorative purposes, above and beyond (sometimes far beyond) what is needed for sleeping.

Very common in hotel rooms, as well as among homeowners who try to look fancy.

What’s with all this bed garnish? I only need ONE pillow to sleep!

*tosses 8 pillows on the floor*

by Davidfreesefan23 May 7, 2019

Bed Town

Where all your dreams come true.

Dude Tommy be hittin up in bed town bro

by Muffin_Lord November 22, 2011

Bed

1. Countable noun.
A bed is a piece of furniture where you go to crash after a night of debauchery, or where you wake up with a hangover and regret the choices you made. You know, the place where dreams go to die and where you might find a random sock or two from last weekend's escapades.

Example: "I woke up in my bed, surrounded by empty bottles and last night's mistakes."

by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025