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beady-eye-atarian

A person who follows a strict diet consisting of leafy greens and small animals with beady eyes.
Sally's on this new fad diet. She's a beady-eye-atarian. The only meat she eats is fish, chicken and other animals with beady eyes.
by runz with scissorz November 24, 2010
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Skin Beard

The scrotum, as it is stretched tightly across another person's chin, is known as a skin beard
Dude #1: "Hey, I saw a porno where a guy totally gave a girl a skin beard!"

Dude #2: "You mean he stretched his scrotum tightly across her chin?"

Dude #1: "Yes. What are you, Definition Man?"
by texfarmer February 28, 2011
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Comb Beard Man

One of many aliases used by respected student journalist A.R.

The disparity between the behavior of A.R. and the flamboyant, raucous, bawdy antics of Comb Beard Man has lead many experts to argue that dissociative identity disorder is at play here.

Like the alternate persona of ‘Steve’ in the case of Kenneth “Hillside Strangler” Bianchi, the Comb Beard Man persona may become dominant at certain times and commit acts that A.R. is quite unaware of.

Sources close to A.R. describe him as hardworking, shy, demure and humble. All-around, a professional newsman.

Comb Beard Man, on the other hand, is known to have a comb perpetually dangling from his beard, smoke Cuban cigars, partake in episodes of drunken debauchery (including but not limited to: drinking openly in a university classroom, drinking openly in university public areas, shooting beans and liquor simultaneously, etc.), associate with known communists, commit petty theft (mostly of mints or plates), wander about the community pantsless, and defile stuffed animals. There are also indications that Comb Beard Man may be a major figure in the operation of a local ‘Sex Farm’.

There is currently not enough data to determine whether each of A.R.’s other aliases (ex.: Captain Carlsburg) is a distinct personality. Further research is necessary.
"The first time that I seriously doubted the notion of a kind and loving God was when I saw Comb Beard Man with his pants around his ankles"
by Parmenides August 7, 2003
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The bearded witch

A sexual technique used by a male: A guy picks up a girl and goes back to hers. Whilst the lady is 'preparing herself' in the bathroom, the guy cuts off his pubic hair and leaves them in a pile near the bed. As sexual interaction is reaching the climax, the guys pulls out and ejaculates all over the girls face, picks up the pile of pubes, rubs them over her face and there in front of him the girls transforms into the bearded witch....
Tim didn't want to, but a bet was a bet. He took Louisa back to her place with the expressed intention of getting a picture of her as The bearded witch ...
by T Allen October 4, 2006
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anal beard

a beard that sprouts from ones anus
dude,is that an anal beard hang outa your anus?
by henroy and jam-es October 13, 2007
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Neck Beard

A womans vagina worn on your neck while tossing her salad.
That bitch is kinky she made me wear the neck beard.
by L-Town September 4, 2006
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Beard

A beard is a buddy that you use as a cover for you to see a person of the opposite sex. You tell others you are meeting someone for him, or taking him out to meet someone. This version has been around since Before Kennedy's time.
Fred is my beard, so I can go and meet chicks.They think their for him.
by Torinoluvr May 12, 2008
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