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Ghetto blast

A sex position in which when a mans time to "blast" arrives he slips into the anus and ejaculates. After which is done he proceeds to lick it out whilst fisting the partner.
Guy 1: damn man I totally ghetto blasted a bitch last night!

Guy 2: man you nasty.

Girl 1: should I let him ghetto blast me tonight?
Girl 2: girl nah that's for sluts and marriage!
by Finkykuck November 21, 2016
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blast ass

When youre taking a dump and when you push you release a spray of watery hershy squirts
I was taking a dump,and had some serious blast ass
by Shooshmaster January 18, 2015
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barrel blast

When your so obsessed with your new gun you fuck your gf with it
bro, this new Glock is so awesome I barrel blasted my wife’s pussy with it! She was cumming all in the barrel
by Owens31490 February 18, 2022
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Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.
"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."
by GMP89 July 1, 2014
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Peruvian diarrhea blast

When you’re getting such good, slobbery, heavenly, beautiful penile head that you shit yourself through the sky all the way to Peru. There have been multiple incidents of this happening, the most notable being that of harry koksuker, from Thailand.
Harry koksuker: I’m going to get head now please girl
His girlfriend: ok but be warned it’s really good
Harry koksuker: he went to peru (got peruvian diarrhea blast)
by Poopfartdickyhead May 20, 2025
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penial blasting

When you give someone a hand job and then invade their penis by sticking any of your fingers straight into the tip of the penis causing it to rupture their bladder making it spray a mix of blood and urine and seaman known as bluriman into the finger blasters face.
Guy 1: hey do you have time to play bingo or chess in the near future.
Guy 2: no thanks my schedule is filled with penial blasting and hopefully I will fill something else up in the near future.
by Blastmaster of disaster July 13, 2019
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Blasted

When someone sucks on their {juul} for too long, they get blasted. High as FUCK.
Dude, I just took a mad hit, now im blasted as fuck.
by icecreamman192 April 14, 2019
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