april 26

if you are born on this day you are automatically the biggest asshole to walk the earth

“look at him he looks so mean”
“yeah, i heard his birthday is april 26”

by whore4urmom:) March 29, 2022

april 15

april 15. the one day where every one fucks in public. oh what a wonderful day. no one is left unfucked. every last person, shall be fucked well.

"it's april 15, you know what that means"
*bends down on table in cafe*
"fuck time babe"

by your mum1 October 17, 2021

April 22nd

This is the day all gingers were born. If your friends are ginger let them know!

Eg: today is April 22nd I’m gonna slap my leprechaun friends

by Orlastrainsmells September 12, 2021

april 7th

people born on april 7th are either the worst people you could ever meet or the best. they will be a good friend and also steal your boyfriend

c- when’s your birthday?
a- april 7th
c- oh gosh

by cheyzz October 1, 2021

April 26

April 26 is National Lesbian Pride day!

Carey: Hey Hunter, guess what today is?

Hunter: Uh April 26 ?

Carey: Yup! National Lesbian Pride Day!

by !'m @ h0m0s3xu@l February 27, 2022

April 15

A day full of love and light.The most amazing and most precious people are born on April 15.A day you have found your forever lover to be born that day you will take a day off for him and only lucky people are born that day,and if you are an Aries you will definitely fall in love with a Leo born in august 19.You guys will have so much in common and if you guys start talking you will fill like damn..where have you been my whole life .You will fill like getting married at that instant spot and forget about everything in past.They say this that you find your soulmate in a very hard way but I guess April 15 would be the day you will find your soulmate like the writer for this definition has found ,you will feel like there is so many obstacles but trust me you guys will click like no other.Mostly,Trust The Process of the formation of love.🤍🖤

-by radiation effect

A day full of love and light.The most amazing and most precious people are born on April 15.A day you have found your forever lover to be born that day you will take a day off for him and only lucky people are born that day,and if you are an Aries you will definitely fall in love with a Leo born in august 19.You guys will have so much in common and if you guys start talking you will fill like damn..where have you been my whole life .You will fill like getting married at that instant spot and forget about everything in past.They say this that you find your soulmate in a very hard way but I guess April 15 would be the day you will find your soulmate like the writer for this definition has found ,you will feel like there is so many obstacles but trust me you guys will click like no other.Mostly,Trust The Process of the formation of love.🤍🖤

-by radiation effect

A date to always remember

by -truly his and his forever🖤 January 26, 2023

April 24th

April 24th, A.K.A. “international rape day”.
some chronically online people made it up

honestly gross

person 1: “RAAHHHH ITS APRIL 24TH LETS GOOO”
person 2: “whats that?”
person 1: “international rape day”
person 2: “who tf even are u and why is that a thing?” *shoots with very real shot gun* “RAAAHHHHHH”

by cumprincess February 5, 2023