April 22nd

This is the day all gingers were born. If your friends are ginger let them know!

Eg: today is April 22nd I’m gonna slap my leprechaun friends

by Orlastrainsmells September 12, 2021

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April 20th

Hitler's birthday.

If you smoke weed on April 20th, you are celebrating Adolf Hitler's birthday.

by Inquisitive Walnut October 14, 2020

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April 18

Literally the baddest bitches in the world like they do no give one fuck about anything they just enjoy the life.

Person: is your birthday April 18th?
Me:yes, why?
Person: no wonder ur so bad and hot

by Ur my joe mama July 7, 2021

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April 25

Revenge day

If someone wronged you, you pay that back 1000 times
If someone did something nice

You repay that 100 times

Idk how to use this In a sentence

Revenge thing

April 25 they are making me say this help

by 🐸✌🏻 April 20, 2021

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A person who is cursed with considerable clumsiness, accident prone, usually a condition diagnosed due to being born in the 4th month of the year. April.

Usually used as a weak excuse to cover up random acts of clumsiness however here is a little known fact:

In 1324, Sobotka the Surly accidentally dropped a mug of freshly boiled thyme tea over his fathers left toe, then after being reprimanded severly, he proceeded to shed ALL his tears in the corner of the room. A local unamed witch (who was earwigging audaciously) defined this as:

'A very strange moment'

1. Bloody hell Will just spilt his beer on kats phone again

Fucks sake, I heard her insurance just ran out aswell , I really wish he was born in May

2.Jesus Mags, thats a fricken big bruise

Yeah I know I walked into a table

3. Kat you know you just dropped your wine!

Did I?

Yes...look!

Bugger me...I did!

Il help you clean it up if you like?

Nah its no biggie, Its just my April Baby syndrome innit

by eye_can_see_you August 17, 2017

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