Sac-attack

When one's sac is so sweaty to the point where it sticks to anything it can get its hands on

After Pasquale won his basketball championship, he was very sweaty and had a severe case of sac-attack

by Masongkal November 10, 2015

Mental Attacking Fan

"Mental Attacking Fan" is often used in slang to mean "Lame Ass Bitch Faggot Bitch Bitch Faggot Gay"

"Mental Attacking Fan"

"Oh, I know that guy, he's a lame ass bitch faggot bitch bitch faggot gay!"

by bigroccobigwhack January 21, 2025

Depression Attack

like an anxiety attack, but is just 'waves of depression', lasts a little while and doesn't have as bad effects as an anxiety attack does

My principal called me to have a little 'chat' and you get detention, and your mom is called in to have a talk but just beats your ass. this is the feeling that you want to die, but it is not strong enough to make you take action. 'Depression Attack' means a sudden and temporary depression.

by Gigga Baggot February 14, 2019

Dick attack

When you love someone so much but they've done something so incredibly stupid/annoying that it makes you want to hate-fuck the shit out of them.

Jeff: "The saying goes, "righty, loosy; lefty, tighty." Right?"
Nick: "Goddamn it, Jeff, I'm gonna give you that Dick attack!"

by tnayyyyy December 21, 2018

splat-attack syndrome

pretending to be cute or shy like making a nice painting and telling everyone its garbage to get attention from others.

Yesterday he kept going on about his bad handwriting even though it was fine and everyone tried to comfort him. definitely a case of splat-attack syndrome

by definitely not dreg February 17, 2018

Cap Attack

Typing or texting a message to someone, without realizing that the caps lock is on, and sending the message to the person in all CAPITALS

Also typing in all capitals to emphasize or "yell" over telecommunications.

"HEY WHATS GOING ON?"
'whoaa'
"whoops, sorry, cap attack"

or
"WELL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! :@"
'Kay relax. No need to cap attack me.'

by StayGreen22 May 15, 2010

Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.

I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.

by TBels October 1, 2019