suprise mike tyson

while giving a woman a sensual foot masage u punch her in the vag

my boyfriend gave me a suprise mike tyson

by TravisMaty February 11, 2011

Captain Mike the Sailor

A truly scallywag that will man the ship live nobody's business. Catch em on the poop deck in the all white G-Fazo's with that fat zyn pack in his mouth and a tooly on his waste. You can also catch him on shore sippin' reds and acting a fool

Captain Mike the Sailor has the dustiest G-Fazo's I've ever seen

by Mikeysling3 March 22, 2023

Mike Tyson Challenge

It’s when you grab a 2L Fiji along with 4g of magic mushrooms.

Yo Tyler’s crazy, he said he was some wild things after doing the Mike Tyson Challenge.

by Drek4l January 17, 2021

Mike D. Myers

Having the capability of breaking the the laws of physics, in everything you do, in the most ironic way possible.

Mike D. Myers--Playing mini golf, getting the ball stuck on a hill, without a flat top.

by Jose Andres Velveta the third December 07, 2012

Mike Wazowski Special

when you have sex with a bitch who has one eye, is shaped like a circle, and has green hair.

Person 1: Damn he just did a Mike Wazowski Special on Olivia.
Person 2: what a fucking loser she is so ugly.

by swagboyp October 21, 2021

Computer Guy Mike

The computer guy at your company who is constantly horny, and generally clueless.

Girl, that Computer Guy Mike drunk texted me last night. What a fool!

by smooth888 February 07, 2015

Yummy Cummy Mike

When your girl is fully satisfied from ridin the stallion

My girl fell out after the Yummy Cummy Mike.

by December 30, 2021