Shark Shit

When a third opinion is proposed but it is so wildly ludicrous that it somehow wraps around to being sensical.

You are so full of shark shit man

by blueminati February 12, 2025

Kitty shark

When your cat’s being nice to you for some other reason besides attention, usually for a snack.

My cat’s been kitty sharking me for a snack, but his fat butt just ate dinner an hour ago.

by Gords Gone Wild July 22, 2023

Baby land shark

A young puppy, usually a couple months old

Look at that cute baby land shark, named Silla

by Springtrap Gamer April 17, 2023

Shark bait

A girl who walks into a body of water, on her period.

Bro, Oh my god, my friend pulled a shark bait last weekend.

by Cucl December 06, 2019

Shark Bait

When you go swimming in the ocean on your period

I was shark bait at Bondi Beach yesterday, luckily there were no sharks.

by Jawjar420 November 08, 2019

Crack Shark

1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.

Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.

by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011

Virtue Shark

An internet user (usually on tumblr, discord, or reddit) who makes convoluted claims that a group, event, or idea is morally wrong in order to make themselves seem morally right. Most of the times, their methods involve claiming that something completely innocent and irrelevant is bigoted in some elaborate way. They are common in fandom spaces.

"I've been getting so much hate for writing characters X and Y as romantic in my fanfiction because some virtue shark had to accuse me of "perpetuating the belief" that male and female characters can't be friends. That's not even something I said!

by Dr0w0u$ April 21, 2025