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shit handshake

To knowingly or unknowingly shake someone's hand directly after having a shit without washing ur hands, the other person might be too embarrassed to sniff their hands after the shit handshake.
I'm gonna give him/her a shit handshake.
by villos69 February 9, 2017
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only shit

expression once used by José Victor, student from the Translation Studies course in João Pessoa, Paraíba, Brasil, in the year of 2016.
When you are surprised about something, you say: ONLY SHIT!

It kind of works out just like "holy shit" but it's only.
by Ze birl February 10, 2017
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shit blog post

urban dictionary's way of telling you that you're full of crap and that you don't deserve to have your words published.
To understand what definitions we publish and reject, check out this shit blog post.
Thanks,
Urban Dictionary
by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017
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shit blog post

UD's way of telling you that you're full of crap and that you don't deserve to have your word published.
To understand what definitions we publish and reject, check out this shit blog post
Try rewriting your definition so that it's easier for others to understand, then try again.
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by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017
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Shit cunt

by Big dick back in town November 23, 2021
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Shit fuck for brains

What, you new?
What are you, a Shit Fuck For Brains?
by Discreet Sectrearions December 2, 2020
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beat the shit out of a clown day

on december the 3rd, you find the clown, asshole, or furry closest to you, and beat the living shit out of them.
by 14637956857642236735 December 2, 2020
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