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josh's dirty bum kiss

What did u do last night

I got a josh's dirty bum kiss
by Sexy fupa queen May 25, 2017
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scratch your dirty neck

This term dates back to the early 80's. The original phrase was "scratch your neck".
Etymology: a common practice among sophisticated women after being proven wrong is to scratch their necks, while looking off or away. This action is rarely done by arrogant people when proven wrong. Because of that, This phrase is used to let them know what they need to do, since they are wrong.
Person 1: I use Vit B for my skin to make it soft.
Perosn 2: For soft skin you should try Vit E.
Person 1: Vit B is the oil I need for good skin THANK YOU
Person 2: WRONG, Vit B is water-soluble therefor not an oil, Vit E is an oil.
Person 1: Really!
Person 2: Yea, Really. Scratch your neck!(or scratch your dirty neck)
by Lancerlot G-Mo January 7, 2007
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Dirty Tylenol

A hardcore illegal drug in which you inject your own feces into your penis hole in order to increase chances of herpes.
Look! He's doing Dirty Tylenol!!
by big titty bitch January 22, 2005
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Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver

When you engauge in anal intercourse with a female and you pull out your member and you notice she left you a present sitting inside your pee hole.
Guy 1 "dude she let me do her in the poopshoot for the first time!"
Guy 2 "Oh yea how was it man?"
Guy 1 "great besides the fact she left me with an Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver"
by motoxyamaha2 April 22, 2008
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Dirty Patrick (The Raging Starfish)

Also know as "The Raging Starfish," occurs when five men simultaneously penetrate a single man or woman anally. After the act has been completed and the men withdraw their penises, the anus resembles a stretchy starfish.
Peter needed corrective surgery after receiving several Dirty Patricks in one night.

"So then we tried the the Raging Starfish, and I've been wearing diapers ever since" said Cassandra.

Dirty Patrick (The Raging Starfish)
by SM&FC September 8, 2013
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dirty-nasty-skanky-ho

self explanatory.
person 1: Eww. Doesn't that girl have a new boyfriend every week?

Person 2: Yeah, shes kind of a dirty-nasty-skanky-ho.
by prescott_girl October 23, 2011
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dirty herb numb bum

When a chick refuses anal wet her asshole with your finger, take a bit of coke and blow it directly onto her anus. Wait a few seconds and proceed to fuck her ass she will never know you were there
Bitch wouldn't give up her ass the tease so I gave her the dirty herb numb bum and then gave her busfare and showed her the door
by flapjackal May 23, 2015
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