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Shit sleigh

Putting a piece of toilet paper in the toilet so the poo can land on it and sleigh down to the water part.
- I'm going to the toilet, Richard.
- Be careful, it is late, do the shit sleigh so you don't wake up your parents.
by kubik23_23 February 15, 2018
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that shit bite back

to be spicy food; to eat it and the spicyness to "bite back"
Tom: Damn this shit so spicy bruh.

Darius: Yeah I know, that shit bite back.
by juicyslim May 6, 2018
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shit business

Shit business : An informal interaction, satyric humor scenario, extreme results.
"My boys came over and crashed the car in the woods, then stumbled upon a case of money."

"Oh, shit business bro!"
by Psychonomy x December 26, 2016
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shit-ton

Shit-ton (shit ton), while it sounds like a measure of weight, is actually a measure of area. The area is determined by the volume that one long ton (2240 lbs.) of sand occupies (approx. 22.46 cu/ft). Therefore this volume of something like....graphene aerogel, the lightest material known, a shit ton would only weigh 0.2243 lbs (about 1/3rd of a can of Coke). Comparing this to osmium, the heaviest known material, which weights in at a whopping 31,488.92 lbs per shit ton! A shit ton of human waste (poop) would actually only come in at about 1680.247 lbs, about 75% the weight of a long ton.
The shit-ton of graphene aerogel was substantially easier to move than the shit ton of osmium.
by Shawn85206 December 30, 2016
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garden of give a shit

The secret magical place where you keep your give a shits!
Let me take you to "my garden of give a shits!"

Usual response, that doesn't exist!

Exactly. I'm all out.
by Jackaction December 31, 2016
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Shit Shudders

A reflexive visceral tremble after an exceptionally expressive bowel movement.
"That squatty potty causes me to get the shit shudders."
"After my morning coffee, I shit, and I get the shit shudders."
by Dan Dare 1975 January 1, 2017
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get shit on

used as a taunt by tobias fate after he kills the enmy
by MachDog January 2, 2017
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