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I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.
Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.
by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023
mugGet the I am not the sum total of my search queriesmug.

and i oop

an annoying ass catchphrase used by a species called vsco girls. it also has been on the internet for 4-5 years and it all of a sudden became popular.
girl 1: omg i just dropped my hydroflask and i oop sksksks

girl 2: sksksks and i oop skskssksks
by vinesandpoptarts September 12, 2019
mugGet the and i oopmug.

i love you

a bullshit phrase someone says to you when they don't love you
Boy: "I love you"
*Has a whole ass girlfriend*
by fractalh8ter February 19, 2024
mugGet the i love youmug.

t h i c c

the one guy who has hairy legs, and really much flesh on his legs :> (and wearing sexy clothes)
fuck, nigger, nigglet, thicc, t h i c c, alexander, i, dali, graversgaard
by fatmanmcjoke September 4, 2018
mugGet the t h i c cmug.

U R Y I X S Z

An acronym? Or abbreviation? Letters, words, a sentence?
"D'ya try, um, U-y X-z? New generation social network.
Connection innovative focused on community! =)"
You are why I exist -U R Y I X S Z
by yxist January 22, 2023
mugGet the U R Y I X S Zmug.

You do not care if I die

So why you expect me to care is a mystery to me. The YouTube trash loves to watch me suffer and some of them are pretending to be me to rape (seemly) and they YouTube retards are just allowing it. It seems like the only thing the YouTube freaks care about is YouTube freaks and they care only BECAUSE they themselves are YouTube freaks.
Hym "So no I do not care that that nigga got shot. He is in those circles. He (like the Japanese) could have done something for me that would have made me care whether or not he died. Something that is very specific. But you do not care if I die as I sit here messaging my face and skull to alleviate the pressure that slowly builds up in my head through the day as you make me live through a hell of my own description that resembles a black mirror episode. Fuck you. You had BETTER HOPE they don't kill all of you because the cover-up dies with you. Notice how I am not being murdered. I have yet to be murdered. Maybe some attempts. It seems and looks like you tried to bully me to death with weaponized schizophrenia and accidently got lIAM paYne to jump off a balcony. But I still haven't been murdered. I wonder what's happening there? Charlie Kirk is apparently this wonderful fucking. He's over the smashing pussy and getting paid to be a YouTard. Why is he getting murdered and not me? I'm getting 'survivor's guilt' over here guys. WHY NOT MEEEEEEE!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
by Hym Iam September 11, 2025
mugGet the You do not care if I diemug.

The way I turned it on

Pre-emptive programming? This isn't a thing I'm actively doing it's a think I did 10 years ago...
Hym "So I can't turn it off the way I turned it on. Right? I can't do Post-Hoc Pre-Emptive programming. That would be paradoxical! It's ridiculous. Why would I make it in such a way that would allow me to turn it off without me receiving the thing for which I'm turning it on? I can't. It doesn't. If you can't and you need me to do it, then I need the thing I'm saying I need."
by Hym Iam October 26, 2025
mugGet the The way I turned it onmug.

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