Man

A lifeform known as a homo-sapien who has male characteristics such as having a pp lol, who’s purpose is to be born, bring joy, reproduce, and die. They typically are stereotyped to have more aggression and worse behavior, but gender, unlike what is typically thought, doesn’t drastically affect these attributes. They also are stereotyped by having small reproductive organs, mainly by women, and occasionally, ironically by themselves. They are seen as inferior by feminists, but both genders are required for the continuation of our species. Males aren’t inferior, and neither are women. Don’t think one is better, you insignificant spec on this dying jawbreaker with a nice hot, core.
Person 1: Dude, why is that man walking like that?
Person 2: Probably drunk out of his mind.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 29, 2021
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Resco Man

Any peroson with a nose extending outwards of 4' from the face, and it must envelope most of the face
Omg, look, its the resco man!
by rob September 25, 2003
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Drew Manning

He's a retarded cringy dumbass who gets no bitches. No one likes him at all. He is a failure at everything he does. If he makes a mistake he is a moron. He thinks he's funny but no one finds him funny. He is also Introvertive lol what a wimp he will stay single forever.
"Drew Manning you are a failure you will not do good in life, no wonder why you don't have a girlfriend💀💀💀😐👉🚪"
by enhgenrgmrh April 24, 2022
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Florida Man

a Man from Florida whos does cool crazy and elaborate shit usullay accompanied by his Gator sidekick
damn john seems to be a real Florida man seen him exploding lawn gnomes and other objects walked his pet gator in public too lit himself on fire last week yea that's john for you. (john is a placement name nota real Florida man name)
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Man in the costume

Figuratively it refers to a well known truth behind some concept (for example, "santa isnt real") that we collectively decide to ignore, because it ruins the fun.

It's in reference to mascot costumes worn by some poor soul to appease the masses, for example the underpaid part-timers staffing the costumes at disneyland

It's like, as a kid, pulling the "no, you didint just kill me cause we are just pretending" card when playing pretend on a playground

Alternatively, man behind the mask
Weeb A: you do know that most weebs are ironic about waifus, right? Only a relatively small amount of weebs actually think stuff like "this fictional high schooler is the love of my life".
Weeb B: Can we please stop talking about the man in the costume and get back to arguing about which underage girl is hotter?
by oan124 September 19, 2022
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40 Man

The Plug. Specifically a drug man whose been trappin for way too long, and is known locally as the plug.
"Yo man where'd you get this?"
" Oh, I just copped this from the 40 man Dante."
by Yung Scholaire March 29, 2016
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Poor Man's Bidet

When you poop and it plops into the water and splashes your bottom.
"That just splashed all over me!"
"Poor man's bidet"
by kiefferteefer March 20, 2023
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