I am the LORD

A phrase often used by God in the Bible and Torah to assert his dominance, despite his obvious insecurity about the position and therefore his constant need to repeat it over and over again, as often as sentences apart.

"Speak to the Israelites and say to them: ‘I am the LORD your God...'"
You must obey my laws and be careful to follow my decrees. I am the LORD your God.
‘No one is to approach any close relative to have sexual relations. I am the LORD.

- Leviticus 18

by Sacreum July 23, 2024

I nEeD A qUeStIoN

ask somebody to giv you a question

ay Joe! I nEeD A qUeStIoN
Ya what?
Can i PLz eat your poo?
sure it sure is tasty

by Earth Worm Sally December 8, 2018

<.7.97.6.>I Will Have To Smack Your Back On Lately In And Out<.7.9.7.6.>

Brian "'Imaweli'" Baillie: The First Juvenile For The COuntry Of Sparta <United States Of America>

<.7.97.6.>I Will Have To Smack Your Back On Lately In And Out<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

i got condos in that bitch head

im always on that girls mind

asin that girl cant stop spreading rumors about me cause i got condos in that bitch head

by blackgirlnextdoor June 19, 2023

I like cake

cake is nice

i like cake :D

by DintDino December 23, 2020

I ain’t no Willy lump lump

I know what the fuck I am talking about.

Wife: “Joel you got that right.”
Husband: “I know. I ain’t no Willy lump lump.”

by Abcefu631 December 26, 2021

i don't knar

A phrase that people say just to be funny

Interviewer: What is your name
You: omg I don't knar

by CYCY_23_NCT February 16, 2022