Man Period

When you are so De-hydrated that your poo is solid. so solid that it cuts youre arsehole on the way out, causing bleeding similar to a period

i had a really bad "Man Period" last night

by TheFosillsSon December 23, 2022

La romaine man

La romaine man are the nicest of men with the biggest of pricks and girls always love off those La romaine men especially if there name starts with J and keep in mind all of La romaine men is smart and most of them are hoe less besides those who names start with J

Hide yuh gyal look a la romaine man

by La romaine man November 21, 2023

Mans not hot

2+2-4 is 2 free quick maths.

mans not hot

by big shaq v2 November 9, 2017

My Man

My man british slang also knows as “Road” dialect speaken by the annoying chavs of the uk

Yo “my man” buss me your phone

by Trizzy2savvy May 6, 2020

man beater

amber heard; a person that physically or verbally abused their s/o who is a male

amber heard is a man beater.

by sus0220020202 May 8, 2022

The ice cream man

The act of ejaculating into your partners anus, then proceeding to insert a flake into the bum hole whilst the cum is flowing out.

"Last night I gave kerri the ice cream man, I even ate the flake after she finished flowing"

by Seantheicecreamer April 7, 2025

my man not man

My "man not man" replaces the super irritating "its complicated" status and also expands on ambiguous relationships. My man not man could be a friends with benefits, a recent break up that didn't quite stick so you're still talking a little, being barely married, dissatisfaction with the relationship you're in, or any other semi-relationship.

Me: You are never going to guess what happened today.
Her: What?

Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -

Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 17, 2021