You

Look in a mirror idiot.

You are ugly.

by eeeeee but ten times May 4, 2022

get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life

sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.

by dight May 4, 2022

fire on you

Can be used in multiple ways but it’s something you say to someone when they say/do some out of the ordinary stuff or you want them to be quiet.

“ Say something else and ima fire on you. “
“ You gon get fired on “

“ Why would you tell her that, I’m finna fire on you now. “

by icebergsmoove May 5, 2022

Peak for you

When you experience an absolute deadness or something shit happens to you

Your mate gets cheated on, you say peak for you

by Will lister May 6, 2022

I love you

a lie and will forever be meaningless 💔😞😢🖤🥀

Person 1 : “I love you”
Person 2 : Didnt u tell me to d!e 2 seconds ago??

by NOFLOPSALLOWED May 7, 2022

You, me. Bed, now.

Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.

Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…

by JizzedInTheTeaKettle May 7, 2022

I’ll clock you

To check somebody or punch/hit them.

“Don’t play with me or I’ll clock you right now!”

by yourmom5000 May 7, 2022