Shit Guy

When someone doesn’t follow the Official Rule Book that was developed for their own success so that the person who cares about them doesn’t just peace out and give up on them. The shitty person always has some kind of excuse why they didn’t do something and never awknowledges their shittiness until their actions are brought to their attention. I guess the only way to fix shittiness is to strike every time they are shitty 🤷🏻 ♀️ Maybe juan day they’ll get the hint!?

Hmm... another obomb... an expired chat!? Double shit tally. Guess that’s what is to be expected from a shit guy 🤷🏻 ♀️

by Coach 🍆 January 22, 2021

NO SHIT SHERLOCK

When someone said something that is so obviously, and you say to him.

"Fucking is a method of having a a baby."
"No shit Sherlock!"

by Surecock Homes November 7, 2020

Shit a Truffle

Uncharacteristically doing something useful

“Even a pig can shit a truffle from time to time”
“Did you see Steve shit a truffle last night?”

by Dodyssey January 25, 2022

Pushing Shit Down A Chain

Metaphorical shit being pushed from your supervisor to you

My boss was pushing shit down a chain last week and now I have a new project.

by Sterling555 February 4, 2022

shitting and barding

When someone playing bard from league of legends cums all over the enemy team in a team fight.

"Wow nick you really were shitting and barding on the enemy that game. Back shots were given."

by HyperColossus November 27, 2021

shit dogging

this is when you have to shit so bad, you're forced to take a walk; similar to walking one's dog. In this case the brown dog is most common.

After that last plate of curry goat, Sambo was shit dogging down the hall.

by Leprechaunic November 7, 2013

Shit face cock master

When you fuck ur sister

Cathy: step bro stop being a shit face cock master

by Illegal memes for quackity March 20, 2020