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So pretty but is mentally retarded has no friends

I is mental

by Emily antinio May 29, 2020

.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth

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I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.

Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."

by LJorSomething November 16, 2024

I like chicken

A phrase used when you don’t know what to say, so you just say “I like chicken” because you think it’s pretty funny. Original creator of phrase used like this is Anya Grace Holland. Hey wanna know something? I like chicken.
Could also be used by saying “I eat chicken.”

N-“Hi girly”

A-“Hi!”
A-“I like chicken”

by Coolskahgsnajahahhajs September 7, 2023

I Did The Maliciosos Things To Consolidate My Own Digital Footprint To Strip Everyone Of Immortality, Sincerity, Annoyance, And Sexuality For Fun

I Did The Maliciosos Things To Consolidate My Own Digital Footprint To Strip Everyone Of Immortality, Sincerity, Annoyance, And Sexuality For Fun

I Did The Maliciosos Things To Consolidate My Own Digital Footprint To Strip Everyone Of Immortality, Sincerity, Annoyance, And Sexuality For Fun

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025

Skrotten i Protten

A sexual act, includes at least two people.

One person fills their belly button with a dip of any choice, another person then proceeds to eat the dip off said persons stomach.

My parents were out of town, so I invited my friends over for some Skrotten i Protten.

Person 1: "Yo dude, do you have any salsa"?
Person 2: "Nah Bro, *hu hum* my girlfriend and I did some crazy Skrotten i Protten last night"
Person 1: "Dang dude, do you have creme fraiché by any chance"? *hu hum*

by Quassi the slippery snake September 3, 2017