Coyote ugly

You get drunk and pick up a girl in a bar. You go to her place and fuck. You wake up the next morning with her cuddled sleeping in the nook of your arm and realize she's ugly as sin. Rather than wake her up by pulling your arm out from under her and having to face the morning reality you'd rather chew off your arm, not wake her and sneak the hell out of there.

"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was coyote ugly."

by seemymick January 9, 2017

ugly nap

A nap that is so restful and peaceful one does not care what they look like

Karen had such an ugly nap she woke up rested and happy.

by Sleepnumberbedsetting7 January 25, 2017

Ugly

Taylor R

Friend: Look its ugly

Other Friend: You mean Taylor R

by A big shiy January 2, 2020

Ugly

Fuk u

Ugly hoe

by Roger rogerson January 8, 2020

Ugly

When you don't look too good

Hey look at that mirror it looks ugly
Really

by hadukenuzamaki January 8, 2020

ugly

if you look in the mirror that is an image of what you see

hey that girl is super ugly

by yournameisjoe January 15, 2020

Lookin tooooo ugly

When someone looks ugly as shit and is a failure at life

“ wtf who made you Capri u lookin tooooo ugly fucking tiny ass ponytail”

by Succcmyass January 23, 2020