Step by step instructions to tossing a tuna salad: First you get your girl in position like you normally would to eat out her asshole, with her on her hands and knees with her head down, back arched and her butt in the air. But instead of sticking your tongue directly into her asshole, you stick your tongue in her pussy and lick up her clit, up her choda and then into her butthole. Go back down and repeat (many, many, MANY, times.) Then try reverse, this time with your tongue wiggling all the way down. Then go free-style wildly licking, sucking and kissing crazy all over the place, ensuring her tuna salad is utterly and thoroughly tossed!
by Mmm Mmm Ass July 13, 2010
Get the Tossing a tuna saladmug. When your going down on a girl and go for the "brown eye" and discover balled up pieces of toilet paper stuck in the hair.
by Catochi3 January 8, 2008
Get the Tossed Paper Saladmug. When a person is getting their ass hole licked and starts pissing all over their parter and their partner continues to perform anal eating.
"I was licking my girlfriends butt hole and then she just started peeing all over me, i just kept going."
"Dude you just had a golden tossed salad!"
"Dude you just had a golden tossed salad!"
by Booger Blaster May 1, 2010
Get the Golden Tossed Saladmug. The act of smearing mayonnaise in a skank's butt crack,
followed by simultaneously squeezing her ass cheeks together while licking out the mayo from back to front, culminating in an explosion of creamy tuna goodness. Celery optional.
followed by simultaneously squeezing her ass cheeks together while licking out the mayo from back to front, culminating in an explosion of creamy tuna goodness. Celery optional.
by Charlie Da' Tuna September 30, 2010
Get the Tuna Salad Sandwichmug. When your dog sneaks up behind you after you're out of the shower and sticks his cold nose in your crotch.
by Dirty Nick January 13, 2006
Get the tossed tater saladmug. Forcing your new bunkmate to toss your salad is a good way to set the tone of respect that keeps him well-behaved.
If he's respectful enough, you might let him use some jelly or salad dressing on it. . .
If he's respectful enough, you might let him use some jelly or salad dressing on it. . .
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 26, 2009
Get the toss your saladmug. To blow someone's wig back. To give a back-hand or a punch to the head that it causes the person to bleed around the hair line.
by Wigsobig February 17, 2008
Get the hair line saladmug.