A second piece of bad news which follows shortly after, and changes your understanding of, the first.
"Did you hear that Sarah's brother died?"
"Oh God, that's awful."
"Yep, the family was devo. They thought it was an accident, but turns out it was suicide."
"Damn, what a second plane."
"Oh God, that's awful."
"Yep, the family was devo. They thought it was an accident, but turns out it was suicide."
"Damn, what a second plane."
by titijova November 18, 2023
Get the second plane mug.Person 1: My friend Matt has recently had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind.
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?
by Naked_Grandma January 4, 2024
Get the close encounter of the twenty-second kind mug.Someone who doesn't smoke a bundle of cigarettes and walks by someone who does.
Faggot, originally known as a faggot, which is a bundle of sticks lit on fire.
Faggot, originally known as a faggot, which is a bundle of sticks lit on fire.
Man I was walking down the street and this girl was smoking a pack of cigarettes and blew it in my face, so I told her
"don't make me no second-hand faggot nah."
"don't make me no second-hand faggot nah."
by The Kream Collector January 19, 2024
Get the Second-Hand Faggot mug.The burning sensation in ones rectum when passing stool the day after ingesting a spicy meal, giving a person 2 instances of enjoyment out of the hot spices. Thus, a "second" blessing.
- "Whats that loud scream coming from the bathroom?"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"
by Klimpbizkit January 21, 2024
Get the second blessing mug.A crazy person, usually in a human services setting. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds.
Mary: "Did you hear about Brian and Jessica? What is he thinking with dating a client?"
Denise: "Yeah, I know about it. Let's see how long he lasts in his job, dating a ten second person."
Denise: "Yeah, I know about it. Let's see how long he lasts in his job, dating a ten second person."
by hypnomatic November 23, 2023
Get the ten second person mug.Workplace slang for a loose cannon, often used to discreetly signal a red flag in a consort of interest. Usually a broken person displaying bipolar and/or manic tendencies. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds or less.
Tom: "Bro... someone said you were dating your client Gina."
Greg: "What?! Yeah, imagine that. Me, dating a ten second person."
Greg: "What?! Yeah, imagine that. Me, dating a ten second person."
by hypnomatic November 24, 2023
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