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Roman law

Laws from Rome.
Those Savages use Roman law over in Alaska. They make Polar Bears fight in an arena.
by Roman Law March 8, 2017
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Stradinger's Law

The principle that, in a professional environment, the person(s) who critically block your forward progress at any given moment are in a meeting when you go to look for them.
Peter: I was looking for Josep, Tony and Rafael for an architectural decision, and they're all in the architecture meeting.
Dominic: That's Stradinger's Law for you.
by emlprime July 7, 2010
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Nora's Law

Definition
In the game of Four Square, Nora's Law dictates that when a player is gotten out because another player hit the ball very hard, the player who hit the ball hard has to go get it.

(Otherwise, it is usually the player who is out who has to go get the ball.)

Rationale
The rationale behind this, is that hitting the ball hard like that makes it go hella far away, and is also somewhat dishonorable. Thus those who do such a thing should have to atone for their action by running and getting the ball.

This law also helps to reduce the frequency of players hitting the ball hard like that, allowing for a more enjoyable game.
Implementation
In practice, the phrase "Nora's Law" is simply yelled out by other players, indicating that whomever hit the ball must go get it.

For Example:
Player 2 hits ball hella hard, getting Player 3 out. Ball bounces 50 feet away.

Player 3 yells "Nora's Law!" indicating that they are not responsible for getting the ball, since Player 2 hit it so far. Other players may also yell "Nora's Law!" in support of Player 2.

Player 2 must now go and get the ball.
by deriv October 23, 2009
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Oliver’s Law

The first person to accuse you of being a fascist is usually the fascist. Typically those of the left that accuse right wing conservatives of being fascists.
You have just invoked Oliver’s Law. Everyone knows that fascism is from the left!
by OliverTheSecond April 11, 2019
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tuxies law

Tuxies law (or tuxies's rule of Systemd analogies) is an Internet adage which asserts that "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison that is, if an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will compare someone or something to systemd.
"My Linux server does not reboot fast enough, must be systemd" "Yes, Tuxies law strikes again!"
by mikeonline June 17, 2017
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Auron's Law

When you see a piece of media or narrative that involves sexuality and children, it's not worth analyzing the content for meaning. The reason why is simple. The people that promote this content just want to normalize pedophilia. This was summed up by a Tweet from @AuronMacintyre

"It's not rocket science guys. They're just evil and want to diddle kids."
A: Why is this person on twitter referring to a group of school friends as being in a "platonic polyamorous relationship"?
B: Auron's Law
by SirNedwood March 14, 2022
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Law of Relativity

The law one should consider before posting a comment on someone's Facebook photo or status owing to the fact that his/her relatives and family might read it thereby avoiding (or promoting) humiliation. Humiliation may not always end up to the one being commented to; in some cases the one commenting might wind up deactivating his/her Facebook account.
- In accordance with the law of relativity, I'm tidying up my Facebook wall.

- The law of relativity kept him from posting nasty comments.
by Rerey88 January 13, 2013
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