Girlfriend: guess what day it is
Boyfriend: oh no
Bestfriend: oh yes
Girlfriend: national bully boyfriends day!
Boyfriend: oh no
Bestfriend: oh yes
Girlfriend: national bully boyfriends day!
by Dr. Dates November 25, 2021
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Get the Kiss your boyfriend day mug.The Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend is a job a boy or man plays to make sure the newly broken up with girl isn't talked into having any sort of sexual interaction with a person she will regret it with during the " Broken Heart " phase of after breaking up with someone. Or even breaking up with someone she really cares about during an already fragile phase.
" Why aren't you mad or sad? I just broke up with you?? " " Don't you see? I'm being a PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend. To make sure no one gets to you and you don't have to breakup with someone who you care about. "
by Someone For Target Prastice November 23, 2016
Get the PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend mug.A one night stand that acts like your significant other, rather than a hit it and quit it.
Duties include, holding hands, sweet nothings, kisses on the cheek and meeting friends and family all on “first” date.
“One night boyfriend” is often followed by full hungover / drunk next day then to never hang out again.
Duties include, holding hands, sweet nothings, kisses on the cheek and meeting friends and family all on “first” date.
“One night boyfriend” is often followed by full hungover / drunk next day then to never hang out again.
My binge date last night turned into total one night boyfriend yesterday. We met up at Happy hour then he came to friends bday dinner and chilled all night long, had amazing sex then went to brunch with his friends. Fast forwards never spoke again
by Lykra Dranks May 27, 2019
Get the One night boyfriend mug.1. a regular male companion with whom one has a romantic or sexual relationship
2. Someone who is subjected to giving all their shirts and sweaters to a female.
3. Someone who makes sandwiches for his girlfriend
2. Someone who is subjected to giving all their shirts and sweaters to a female.
3. Someone who makes sandwiches for his girlfriend
by Ghettocarebear December 11, 2018
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