Girl 1: my homie
Said it’s national send your boyfriend an ass pic day what do I do?
Girl 2: just full send it and bless your mans!
Said it’s national send your boyfriend an ass pic day what do I do?
Girl 2: just full send it and bless your mans!
by definitely not ira March 7, 2021

Either a Sextoy or a pretend boyfriend to make a middle aged Catlady look normal, but having the reverse effect.
As she sat next to her plastic boyfriend all night all the lady could think of were her cats, and her dildo.
by Maggie T May 7, 2025

by Brqki January 21, 2023

December 9th
You just have to go on ur knees and suck on it till he Cums
Hey it’s December 9th
And?…
You have to give me a bj till I cum it’s National
Okay I’m on my way baby
You just have to go on ur knees and suck on it till he Cums
Hey it’s December 9th
And?…
You have to give me a bj till I cum it’s National
Okay I’m on my way baby
by Gnffg drubdgg December 1, 2022

A lie that a boyfriend will tell his girlfriend to make her feel better about herself
A lie that gets him out of trouble with his girl
A lie that gets him out of trouble with his girl
Girlfriend: Do these pants make my butt look big?
Boyfriend: No baby they're fine
Girlfriend: For real? Or is that just a boyfriend lie?
Boyfriend: No baby they're fine
Girlfriend: For real? Or is that just a boyfriend lie?
by Twinklenose February 13, 2012

by ParloPenaldo June 8, 2021
