welfare dragon

A dragon who subsists on government provided welfare rather than get off it's lazy butt and work for a living.

"Aganar the Elder is such a fucking welfare dragon. He's 500 years old and weighs over sixteen tons, but God forbid he get off his lazy ass and contribute to society!"

by Chao Hong Beetleballs April 26, 2014

Dragon in the bush

An act of oral sex where the giver puts a 9 volt battery to the receivers wet genitals while their eyes are closed.

Friend: what's that beeping noise?
guy: it's my smoke detector

Friend: you should replace the battery, what if there's a fire.
guy: My girlfriend gave me a "dragon in the bush", and now my penis hurts when I see a 9volt battery.

by Nickmackpattywhaxk February 11, 2014

Floof Dragon

A hairstyle created in the early 18th century that resembles the classically known "mullet" .Some of England's most predominant royal lunatics and potions makers arranged their hair in this fashion.

A Good example of the Floof Dragon can be found at this website however it has been improperly labeled as a "mullet".
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc157/whitey_cid/mullet.jpg

by Floof Master Dragon Tits Lord December 23, 2008

Dragon Shower

The act of pissing on someone's face after consuming a large amount of tabasco.

Timmy gave a dragon shower to lisa last week, she couldn't see a thing for days

by Darkcobrabws July 3, 2016

evil dragon

The state bird of Mary-Canada. It can only be seen if you take marijuana, cocaine, mushrooms, and extacy at the same time. Evil dragon is very rude and often interrupts presentations.

Mary Kate: Shut up evil dragon im trying to give a presentation!

by marykatkinz January 1, 2012

dragon dick

1) A penis that breathes fire or throws flames from its hole

2) When a human being has an actual dragon for a cock. Piss is shot out of the dragon's mouth.

3) The cock of a dragon.

Vladimir: Hey Geoff, check out my cock, its doing some weird shit.

Geoff: Holy shit bro, that thing has red flames coming out of it. You've got a dragon dick.

or

"I'm so embarassed to change in the lockerroom after Yoga since i have this gross, scaley dragon dick hanging off the front of me"

by Jesus Prairie Dogg December 29, 2009

red dragon

when someone baits another person out.

stop leaking info, you fucking red dragon.

by red-dra-gun August 12, 2003