ass critter

A small animal or child of extreme annoyance.

Manzo's god damn ferrets are major ass critters.

by MPC November 3, 2003

ass flavored

An object or scenario that is unwanted or disliked.

Person 1: I wanted to do the dutch rudder at work, but nobody would help me out.
Person 2: Ah, sorry, dude. That's ass flavored. I'll help you now.

by CrapIceberg May 26, 2011

ass whupping

to kick someone's ass

I'd say he was due for a good ass whupping.

by Dr. Fine September 19, 2015

ass-load

n 1. a great quantity. Generally accepted to exceed a butt-load.

"I just ate an ass-load of tacos!"

by MF September 5, 2002

Ass Crispy

An ass crispy: the lint at the top of your asscrack mixed with sweat and discharge after strenuous activity. The color varies depending on the undergarment color you are wearing. Commonly mistaken for dingleberries.

Ewww! Don't flick your ass crispy at me!

by Kevin Pacella June 21, 2008

ass doppler

A person's tendancy to monitor, grade, and report on one's lower GI tract performance.

Butch's ass doppler went off when he realized his rectal contents were not purely gaseous.

by shmacky December 21, 2008

ass merchant

A promiscuous gay man continuously searching for booty; or a john willing to pay for the ass of younger gay men/boys.

Did you see how much of an ass merchant Mark was last night? He went home with 3 guys!!

by Matooke September 16, 2008