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Suicide Welt

The resulting effects of an astronomically non-lethal impact on an otherwise lethal body zone (head etc). The triviality of the "welt" juxtaposed with the carnal seriousness of suicide produces a cocktail of true apathy, ineffectiveness, and inability.
"Wow, did you see Rodney's suicide welts? What a total lazybones with no real followthrough."
by ca$h AF August 13, 2024
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candy coated suicide

Falling for someone who you are mad about knowing they are no good for you. The sweet beginning inevitable ending
by Dr Rev Bloodpainter October 18, 2022
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Honor Suicide

Back in the day, when people abided by honor codes, when someone disgraced themselves, their families, and their countries, they were asked to commit suicide to restore honor to their families.
Our society has completely deteriorated because we have abandoned all honor codes. Honor suicides were a powerful mechanism to keep people's behavior in check, and without that, people ran amok for too long.
by Publius0987 August 1, 2025
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Apaphinal suicide

1.When a dumbass mishears the lyrics to "Let the bad times roll" by The Offspring.
"John! What's apaphinal suicide?"
"What?"
"You know, "Let the bad times roll"?

"Let me know when you decide
Apaphinal suicide""
"You fucking dumbass, it's apathy or suicide"
by D0Ice August 28, 2022
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suicidals

Days when you have absolutely no plans and no one wants to do anything, so you just sit at home and think about what you're doing with your life.
Guy 1: "Hey Tommy, wanna hang out?"

Guy 2: "Naw homie, i'm going out with Joe."

Guy 1: "Getting real tired of these suicidals"
by krsmanovic May 3, 2016
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Suicide in a quote

When you're destroying your own existence, harming yourself, your fellow victims, or sacrifice yourself in favour of your ego, certain values, or your exclusivity. See also: Hasad

Equivalent of Alexandria Library burning but you do it by yourself, in some cases

This kind of people will only continue a problem, or worsen it, and will not solve it, creating a vicious circle. And/or this kind people will also create new problems for their ego
I don't usually open Discord but I have the notification enabled, and recently I saw the notification that the Internet Archive is being sued by book publishers. I think it's suicide in a quote or "suicide" because they do it for money, and later they will regret it because it worth more than money and once they lost, they cannot be recovered. They're starting another Alexandria Library burning but this time, they burn their own wisdom or knowledge

Some are not grateful and keep hoarding money by using greedy practices or corruption, even they're already rich, for some reason

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Whoever who was bullied but then supports bullying is the type of person who suicide in a quote. Why would you support bullying if you have bullied? You're killing yourself

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Someone cares you and accepts you openly crying, but you suicide in a quote by saying "crying is not manly," in favour of "masculinity." How stupid are you? How dare you sacrifice yourself for a fake masculinity or toxic masculinity? Hypocrisy is like leukemia, it will kill yourself when you need a help or support, and remember that there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity. Not all cries are weak, and we men aren't taught about positive cries, like in cute art. Stop gendering bullshit, there's no such thing as genders in basic human feelings and anything inanimate/intangible, and it is a taboo that designed to limit certain demographics from becoming great
by PuniUwUCute March 25, 2023
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Suicide

Something that I want to do
Aghh this mf makes me wanna commit suicide
by TicklerOfTheHolyBalls July 8, 2025
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