Moist cheese sticks is when a man/guy/transgender dips his dick(see definition) into a mixture of Apple juice and jizz(aka the apple shake) then uses that mixture to put out the fire on the girls vagina hair(aka bush gardens)by rubbing it on the flaming area. Once the fire is out he licks he vagina till it is spotless. The cheese stick part comes because the boy does not have a boner(see definition).
Hobo: excuse me sir can you help me out, im starving.
Guy: sure (hans him a quarter).
Hobo: man give me five dollars at least, wtf can i buy with a fucken quarter.
Guy: your not in need, your a fucken Begger with a stick.
The gods most beautiful gift. It’s completely pointless. And 100% useless, but isn’t everything? If we can have an orange in the White House, we can have an orange on a stick!! Our orange daddy in the sky gave us this beautiful gift and we must cherish it.
We now will commence the worship ORANGEFATHER BRING US OUR BEAUTIFUL ORANGE ON A STICK! WE ARE SINNERS BUT PLEASE GRANT US YOUR ORANGE GLORY!!