Smoking some Bacon

The act of killing cops. Shooting some pigs.

"Hey man, what did you get up to this weekend?"
"Oh, I just went out and smoked some bacon. Pretty slow weekend."
"Yeah, Smoking some Bacon isn't very exciting."

by CanadixnLegxnd January 23, 2022

Blow your smoke

Blow your smoke is when the top blows smoke into the bottoms ass after they cum.

“Becky, will you blow my smoke later”

“Of course Lana, I would love to blow your smoke!”

by biggestofbigppsomgigetbitches February 12, 2022

Smoke Your Lips

Getting your lips smacked so hard they smoke.

Dad: You mock me one more time and I’ll smoke your lips.
Son: (mimicking dad) Mock me one more time...
Dad: Alright you’re getting a smack on the lips.

by Helcat3 December 24, 2020

Smoke Fetterman in the Suburbs

Euphemism for blowing a thickly-bearded man while warming his testicles and asshole with HotHands-brand hand warmers.

Former U.S. Congressman Ryan Costello took to social media on January 8, 2021 to express a lustful desire to Smoke Fetterman in the Suburbs.

by Rod Peters January 8, 2021

smoking out the gopher

Taking a dump

“Be sure to get the bathroom code from the cashier, because we all know you’re not getting out of Panda Express without smoking out the gopher.”

by jd82 February 1, 2021

are you smoking teabags?

Are you crazy?

Going in that neighbourhood at night are you smoking teabags?

by Shaggytheone June 1, 2023

Canadian Wildfire Smoke

noun, a fart after eating spicy food while someone who just took a bong rip is rimming you

Bobby and I went to Taco Bell last night and then back to my place, and while he was rimming me I blew Canadian wildfire smoke in his face

by AncientR June 8, 2023