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Sick

Ayo you aint text me back, you're really sick
I wouldve been sick if the principal called my parents
by Nautii January 28, 2019
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knocked sick

when a group of people begin singing Wonderwall By Oasis, you feel a terrible feeling. This is being knocked sick
''Hey, James & David are singing Oasis!"
*Feels Sick*
''I have successfully been knocked sick''
by Jean Claude Rag Man December 10, 2013
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math sickness

The stressed and exhausted feeling you get from being in math class too long.
I was in class so long I was starting to get math sickness
by Tmax03 February 6, 2019
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Dope sick

1.Withdrawing from opiates after not using when physically dependent on them.These include prescription pills such as oxycodone, hydrocodone, or Percocet.Or street drugs like heroin, Carfentanil, or fentanyl. Usually starting around 3-12 hours after your last use, and lasting around 7-10 days with symptoms peaking around day 4-5.

Symptoms include:
-Nausea
-Vomiting

-Sever body aches

-Insomnia
-shaking
-runny/stuffy nose

-dilated pupils
-excessive yawning
-watery eyes
-excessive perspiration while having chills
- loss of appetite

-itching/feeling of crawling under skin
-restless legs
-cramps
-random muscle twitches
-dehydration

-opioid cravings

Comparable to the flu except 1000x worst and the symptoms are constant, nothing can help ease these symptoms except for using your drug of choice, or prescription withdrawal preventing drugs like methadone or suboxone.
Dawg, I ain’t hit shit since like 3:00 I’m dope sick as fuck.

I need to reyup bro before I get dope sick .
by M30 V November 30, 2022
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sick joke

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
by YK Woozie January 21, 2024
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Facebook sick

Where you are calling in to work that day (faking illness) to do something else & you have so many coworkers as facebook friends that you pretend to be "Facebook sick" the night before so it looks good the go MIA from Facebook till you go back to work
Facebook update: " ***** not feeling so good think I might be coming down with something :(

text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"
by janielletin October 3, 2014
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I will be sick on Monday

Def. ( Irony ). To fake being sick, usually due to fatigue, stress or irrationality. This term, created by Generation Y, was made many years ago and has eased it's way into new lingo.
There is a test on Tuesday; therefore, I will be sick on Monday
by TheWeirdBear August 21, 2024
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