Ridge Road middle school

A trash ass middle school that is gay and the principal is trash and the student are lame and overall it’s just dumb

Mike: Aye bill have you heard of Ridge Road Middle School

Bill: Yeah that School is trash ass

by Lily Hamadan 12394 November 13, 2018

Cum gurgling road whore

a totally skanky girl who uses kinky sex to try and attract men to herself, but then gets kicked out of the party immediately after she swallows the load

"ok, you can leave now you cum gurgling road whore!

by frizzle freak November 30, 2010

tired ole road cooze

biker chick that is advanced in age yet still wears tight pants, drinks, and smokes. They are attracted to hard rock bands and are sometimes groupies. The tired ole road cooze commonly have deep, rough voices and refer to people as "hun" often. They can be found on the bitch seat of a harley or perched on a bar stool holding a lipstick stained virginia slim between two withered fingers. They are sexually active and always looking for a lay.

Dude 1: I just got hit on by that drunk granny.

Dude 2: Lets get out of here before that tired ole road cooze comes over here.

by DR61009001 August 2, 2008

unwritten book of the road

A book of rules that has not yet been written, but is put into context by what is understood to be RULE! Ones intuition, gut feeling or standards. Simply put; morals.

Dude you never get your head where you make your bread. Rule 345 in the unwritten book of the road...

She should have never slept with her best friends man, it's in the unwritten books of the road.

by kelleybelly December 24, 2007

follow the yellow brick road

To pursue Asian pussy

In an effort to diversify my bonds, I'm going to follow the yellow brick road straight to pound town.

by Flabby Pancake April 16, 2014

help a turtle cross the road

Finally going to take a shit after turtling the poo. The act of defecating. To expel feces from ones body.

Wow I'm glad i was able to help a turtle cross the road. taking a poop I just helped the biggest turtle cross the road I feel so much better.

by KaunArtist September 8, 2011

up the old dirt road

The art of giving it to someone in the rear-end, usually from male to male.

Well, he said he was gay-for-pay, so I went up the old dirt road.

by Crazee Boy September 17, 2008