A trash ass middle school that is gay and the principal is trash and the student are lame and overall it’s just dumb
by Lily Hamadan 12394 November 14, 2018
a totally skanky girl who uses kinky sex to try and attract men to herself, but then gets kicked out of the party immediately after she swallows the load
by frizzle freak November 28, 2010
A book of rules that has not yet been written, but is put into context by what is understood to be RULE! Ones intuition, gut feeling or standards. Simply put; morals.
Dude you never get your head where you make your bread. Rule 345 in the unwritten book of the road...
She should have never slept with her best friends man, it's in the unwritten books of the road.
She should have never slept with her best friends man, it's in the unwritten books of the road.
by kelleybelly November 23, 2007
biker chick that is advanced in age yet still wears tight pants, drinks, and smokes. They are attracted to hard rock bands and are sometimes groupies. The tired ole road cooze commonly have deep, rough voices and refer to people as "hun" often. They can be found on the bitch seat of a harley or perched on a bar stool holding a lipstick stained virginia slim between two withered fingers. They are sexually active and always looking for a lay.
Dude 1: I just got hit on by that drunk granny.
Dude 2: Lets get out of here before that tired ole road cooze comes over here.
Dude 2: Lets get out of here before that tired ole road cooze comes over here.
by DR61009001 July 11, 2008
In an effort to diversify my bonds, I'm going to follow the yellow brick road straight to pound town.
by Flabby Pancake April 16, 2014
Finally going to take a shit after turtling the poo. The act of defecating. To expel feces from ones body.
Wow I'm glad i was able to help a turtle cross the road. taking a poop I just helped the biggest turtle cross the road I feel so much better.
by KaunArtist September 07, 2011
by Crazee Boy September 04, 2006