brain fart

An epiphany

Dave had a brain fart today, which in turn made Zach's job easier.

by QueenElizaqueef69 August 2, 2018

Brain-squeeze

Too much info for your brain to handle in the mornings.

Sofia started talking to me about this new job when i was just waking up ... i got a huge brain-squeeze.

by mvpbaste March 1, 2022

Brain leech

When you forget about stuff.

My nanny has a lot of brain leeches.

by Nether man above the stars December 23, 2020

Brain Leak

When something you ment to think in your head comes out loud, creating a rather awkward situation.

Guy 1: I totally brain leaked last night while screwing my girlfriend

Guy 2: Aww man what you say?
Guy 1: Accidently said "Battenburgs are what make my life complete" about 7 minutes in
Guy 2: I'm Surprised you last 7 minutes

Guy 1: Wait what?
Guy 2: Sorry Brain Leak

by AshleysMexicanDick October 24, 2014

Guy Brain

The secondary brain that all men have that controls their sexual urges. It often overrides the primary brain.

I'm sorry baby. I must have been thinking with my guy brain instead.

by Tyronius Nomis December 20, 2010

spliff brain

Someone who smokes weed non stop

Woah bro your such a spliff brain

by Lm1815 June 24, 2018

Brain Splinter

Song or Thought stuck in your head all day

That darn song has been my 'Brain Splinter' all day & I can't get it out

by PinkMinkPrincess June 3, 2015