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crack ninja

1. Individual who is stealthy in the act of taking photos of people's butt crack in public.

2. Mass Effect race, Human Male Infiltrator, runs around like a person on crack. The character can also be invisible like a ninja.
"George Clooney's crack was on TMZ thanks to the crack ninja."
"Dude, I'm running around this map like a crack ninja."
by KaitlynNTom January 30, 2014
mugGet the crack ninjamug.

Tinder Ninja

A person of male gander who makes a somewhat fake rinse profile to meet women to just sleep with them only performing the Ninja sexual and then disappearing from their lives forever into the shadows.
All of a sudden, all of the local girls have become pregnant. Officers suspect an ultimate tinder ninja.
by wnigwigga July 12, 2016
mugGet the Tinder Ninjamug.

ninja brix

lego creator that stacks brix like a god
person 1: yo, that guy stacked brix like a champ!
ninja brix: say no more
by bochibochboch October 19, 2020
mugGet the ninja brixmug.

ninja dining

Is a method of eating off other people's plates without them knowing. Mostly picking things off plates that servers are carrying by your table.
Ted never pays for anything. He always ninja dining.
by Rugbyku13 July 17, 2016
mugGet the ninja diningmug.

Ninja Strike

1. The act of screwing over a friend by throwing your genatalia in the air while he is talking to a girl.

2. The only way lonely men can get women to look at them.

3. When a group of ninjas karate chop your ass in half with chopsticks, a bag of rocks, and a dull ice cream scoop.
1. WHY DID YOU JUST NINJA STRIKE ME????!!!

2. That must of been a lonely bastard if he ninja stricked around Becca.

3. Detective: How'd he die?

Cop: He got ninja stricked...

Detective: Holy Shit..
by Francisco Perez IV July 24, 2011
mugGet the Ninja Strikemug.

Ninja Dicking

Whe your are accused of have sex with someone you didnt. You were so good and slick that you didnt even know you had sex with her.
"I didnt have sex with her!"

" must be that ninja dicking."
by Mr. Lunch box June 26, 2017
mugGet the Ninja Dickingmug.

Ninja Kick

Used as a funeral term to descride AIDS or any other extreme STD
Boy 1: Did you fuck Sally?
Boy 2: Nahh, she the ninja kick. She is getting treated in the hospital.
by DickSwinger1922 December 3, 2015
mugGet the Ninja Kickmug.

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