News Handjob

Reading news for the sole purpose of confirming your own beliefs.

Instead of reading the NYT or the Washington Post Rob is getting a news handjob by clicking on Brietbart
a news hand job

by Johnny Cos December 15, 2017

new kitty

A sweet cat who is loyal and your number one companion! Normally a brown tabby female

She named her new cat New Kitty, and she’s a darling!

by Kitty_Cat_Lover December 20, 2017

news raped

When you avoid new. Then you go out for the evening or to a friends house, the news is on and you are exposed.

I went to the sports bar. After the game the put the news on and I was news raped. I could not sleep all night.

by SlaveDeb January 14, 2018

New York

Where a bunch of liberals go to hate trump supporters

Man he's from New york for sure

by J3sus is a homie January 8, 2020

The New Town

The New Town of Edinburgh is 1 square mile of exquisite Georgian Houses and apartments with grand communal gardens which together form a UNESCO world heritage site.

Populated by the upper-middle and upper classes of Scotland plus the the poshest of the English students at Edinburgh University, it is the northern bastion of the Sloane Ranger (sometimes known as a “Charlotte Ranger” after the grand square in the New Town).

Rahs can be found in The Little White Pig, The Wally Dug, Kays Bar, The Cumberland and Pickles. New Town kids are educated at Fettes College, Eton College and other top British public schools.

Scotland is a ghastly place full of chippie jocks and weegies, the only glimmer of civilisation is the New Town.

by UrbaneUrban February 8, 2020

new york

a fucking shit hole of a state

Person A: "Yo nigga have you been to new york?"
Person B "Fuck no, i dont wanna get clapped"

by hEYsHiTaSs November 9, 2020

New deli

When you poor hot sauce down your penis and cum all over the girls back making a Indian flag while saying taste the spice

Up for new deli tonight

by Liam is sexy August 9, 2020