new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a femal vommits after choking on a mans dick, the male shits diarrhea into the toilet to create a mix. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dumpling dough to eat.
Hey Kal im sort of hungry.

Ok Jessica i got the shits right now so lets make a new jersey dumpling.
Great idea!
by SmelvinHB2 March 04, 2024
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new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a female vommits on her partner seated on the toilet. The partner cums and has diarrhea at the same time, mixing it all together. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dough to create the dumpling.
(Hey man) Im really hungry
Sure Kal i have some dumplings leftover from when my girl was here.
What kind?
The new jersey dumpling!
by SmelvinHB2 March 04, 2024
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Moors of New Jersey

The Moors of New Jersey are a Sweetgum Kriyul tribe of purported Moorish ancestry mostly located in New Jersey, especially the Southern part of the state.
The Moors of New Jersey have a lot of Muslim influence on their culture.
by Abu Ali Al Aliy December 09, 2024
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Jersey Violator

Insertion of middle finger and index finger in vag, while sneaking the pinkie finger in the riggity rectum
Jersey Violator:two in the pink.... one in the stink
by nj pinksox July 14, 2010
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Jersey Her

To pull a dress up over the shoulders and head of a woman before engaging in consensual sex.
Megan Moroney's dress looked so good on the CMA's I wanted to Jersey Her.
by Netserk November 09, 2023
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The Jersey Airport

First, take the shitty diaper off and attach it to her head. Then shove a large spoon in her dirty ass, get a spoonful of shit and then into her mouth while making airplane noises. I call this move the Jersey Airport.
She wanted to go to Paris for her birthday, but she got to go to the Jersey Airport instead.
by trentsteel December 06, 2017
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California Jersey Swap

When you go to swap jeans with a rando and they are commando with the nastiest uncircumcised dick you've ever seen.
I was doing a California Jersey Swap at the bar and the dude's hood had flies buzzing around it. I'm out!
by Hoganchugger July 06, 2024
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