Jersey

To ask someone for their phone number. But just like a sport’s jersey, you get their name and number.

Joe: “You look so good I just had to come ask if I can have your jersey?”

Jane: “What? I’m not wearing a jersey...”

Joe: “Nah, i mean your name and number. You know like a jersey.”

Jane: “ Ooh lol. That’s cute, okay. And I’m Jane by the way.”

by RipSquad August 14, 2020

Jersey Crab Cake

the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.

Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.

by crabber292 December 9, 2021

Jersey swim

You get whacked and thrown in Arthur Kill

Yea Hill dog sent Biden for a jersey swim! I heard we have a black female president now.

by ToscaGoethalls November 26, 2020

Jersey Volcano

When you shit in a microwaveable container (you could use an oven but who has access to that) and heat it to scorching and pour it inside a vagina. Very commonly used at UVM, one in five UVM students have experienced this either voluntarily or involuntarily.

“Dude yesterday we totally gave Becky a Jersey Volcano last night”

by kucktricia December 2, 2025

New Jersey Nut Shot

When you fuck a girl with your balls and stick your dick in her belly button

Bro I had whiskey dick so I just hit her with the New Jersey Nut Shot

by MFa3 August 13, 2025

New Jersey Fart Missile

A sexual act where a man shoves a dildo backwards into his ass crack backwards and piles up farts so the pressure shoots it out like a rocket, then it shoots into a females mouth

My homeboy gave me a New Jersey Fart Missile and I enjoyed it very much

by New Jersey Homeboy October 14, 2025

New Jersey Jackknife

When someone loses control of their car and bounces from wall to wall and back across to the other wall again.

Did you just see that Civic do the New Jersey Jackknife across the turnpike?

by LongIslandTom March 8, 2021