Green Bitches can be any age and any gender. Most Green Bitches are teens. Most Green Bitches are boys.
The “Green” in Green Bitch has dual meanings, “Green” referring to Green Day. And “Green” referring to immature, ignorant and inexperienced.
Green Bitches are a special kind of poser. They are really chavs and rednecks in disguise and probably future klansmen too. They want to pretend to be punk today because Green Day is popular now. Chances are they were in diapers when Longview came out. And their mom quite possibly might have been in diapers when Rock n Roll High School came out. But age is NOT a barrier to being punk. Intolerance, ignorance, not even knowing what punk is while pretending to be punk will all make a person a Green Bitch.
The vast ignorance of Green Bitches is revealed just by listening to them talk. They will say ignorant things, for example, like how they hate Gerard Way or Davey Havok (neither of which are exactly punk in my book but they BOTH KICK ASS!!!) hate them because they think Gerard and Davey look or act gay. At the same The Green Bitch usually professes their love for Green Day. When you tell a Green Bitch about Billie Joe Armstrong’s professed sexual history and his dislike for ‘phobes and haters', the Green Bitch never believes you and never admits that he doesn’t know anything about punk. The Green Bitch is trying to be popular, not punk and Green Bitches don’t know the difference.
More things you will observe about Green Bitches: Between The Queers and The Pansy Division, Green Bitches don’t know who was actually gay, who gave themselves a “gay” name way back in 1982 just piss people off (now that’s punk), who toured with and was once on the same label as Green Day, or which band it was that Billie Joe interrupted their set so he could tell the crowd that they were pathetic for hating. Green Bitches don’t even know that The Queers and The Pansy Division exist. Green Bitches don’t know that The Ramones did not do guitar solos or even that The Ramones were born out of rebellion to 10th generation Led Zeppelin and exasperating egomaniacal guitar solos. They usually also hate certain music and call it Emo because they say it’s gay. But Green Bitches are just jealous because their 14yr old female counterparts are in love with Jared Leto, Gerard Way, and Pete Wentz.
The “Green” in Green Bitch has dual meanings, “Green” referring to Green Day. And “Green” referring to immature, ignorant and inexperienced.
Green Bitches are a special kind of poser. They are really chavs and rednecks in disguise and probably future klansmen too. They want to pretend to be punk today because Green Day is popular now. Chances are they were in diapers when Longview came out. And their mom quite possibly might have been in diapers when Rock n Roll High School came out. But age is NOT a barrier to being punk. Intolerance, ignorance, not even knowing what punk is while pretending to be punk will all make a person a Green Bitch.
The vast ignorance of Green Bitches is revealed just by listening to them talk. They will say ignorant things, for example, like how they hate Gerard Way or Davey Havok (neither of which are exactly punk in my book but they BOTH KICK ASS!!!) hate them because they think Gerard and Davey look or act gay. At the same The Green Bitch usually professes their love for Green Day. When you tell a Green Bitch about Billie Joe Armstrong’s professed sexual history and his dislike for ‘phobes and haters', the Green Bitch never believes you and never admits that he doesn’t know anything about punk. The Green Bitch is trying to be popular, not punk and Green Bitches don’t know the difference.
More things you will observe about Green Bitches: Between The Queers and The Pansy Division, Green Bitches don’t know who was actually gay, who gave themselves a “gay” name way back in 1982 just piss people off (now that’s punk), who toured with and was once on the same label as Green Day, or which band it was that Billie Joe interrupted their set so he could tell the crowd that they were pathetic for hating. Green Bitches don’t even know that The Queers and The Pansy Division exist. Green Bitches don’t know that The Ramones did not do guitar solos or even that The Ramones were born out of rebellion to 10th generation Led Zeppelin and exasperating egomaniacal guitar solos. They usually also hate certain music and call it Emo because they say it’s gay. But Green Bitches are just jealous because their 14yr old female counterparts are in love with Jared Leto, Gerard Way, and Pete Wentz.
Green Bitch chav poser to real punk fan: Modern bands suck. I wish more bands were like Green Day because Billie Joe Armstrong kicks ass. I hate Emo, it’s so gay. I wish more bands today were like The Ramones and had some decent guitar solos.
Real punk fan to Green Bitch: WTF!! You are free to like whoever you want but your logic proves that you are a Green Bitch!! You have never even read the liner notes on any one of the many and various Ramones collections. If you had you would know how ignorant you sound right now. And if you knew anything about Billie Joe Armstrong, you would know how much you are NOT imitating him either.
Real punk fan to Green Bitch: WTF!! You are free to like whoever you want but your logic proves that you are a Green Bitch!! You have never even read the liner notes on any one of the many and various Ramones collections. If you had you would know how ignorant you sound right now. And if you knew anything about Billie Joe Armstrong, you would know how much you are NOT imitating him either.
by That Teenage Lobotomy they on me backfired! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!! March 08, 2007
Flawing in front of ppl about things u done being hard n shit he a real nigga but yet get picked by everyone n stay lying just being green grimy out for themselves
by You green! June 10, 2017
A sellout band, who claims they are a punk band. They bitch about how their life in the suburbia sucks, they write anti-government whiny bullshit lyrics.
Honestly Sid Vicious is rolling over in his grave getting ready to kick some sellout ass.
They have used MTV to promote themselves, through out their entire career, they changed their imagine to appeal to middle school emo kids, made a fucking rock band, and have a broadway musical called 21 guns.
If that is not sellout, I don't know what is.
Green Day is not a punk band, like they claim to be, punk is like The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, The Clash, The New York Dolls, etc.
Punk is not about guyliner, money, and broken dreams.
FUCK YOU GREEN DAY.
The people who make up your fan base are also very Ignorant.
Honestly Sid Vicious is rolling over in his grave getting ready to kick some sellout ass.
They have used MTV to promote themselves, through out their entire career, they changed their imagine to appeal to middle school emo kids, made a fucking rock band, and have a broadway musical called 21 guns.
If that is not sellout, I don't know what is.
Green Day is not a punk band, like they claim to be, punk is like The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, The Clash, The New York Dolls, etc.
Punk is not about guyliner, money, and broken dreams.
FUCK YOU GREEN DAY.
The people who make up your fan base are also very Ignorant.
Green Day Fan "Green day is punk you don't know what you are talking about, your dumb."
Any Educated Person " Green day is mainstream pop rock, fuck you get a brain, american idiot."
Any Educated Person " Green day is mainstream pop rock, fuck you get a brain, american idiot."
by lennonlove213 September 06, 2010
A punk band with awesome guitar riffs, but is overall an ultra-liberal band designed to instill teen angst in America's youth.
by Ryan J. February 09, 2005
Small peice of card found behind the last paper in packets of Rizzla brand rolling papers.
Perfect for use as roach while smoking cigarets or canabis because of its prime thickness and posability.
A good indication of inexperienced smokers is when green card remains after the cardboard flap protecting the papers has perrished at the hands of said novice.
Perfect for use as roach while smoking cigarets or canabis because of its prime thickness and posability.
A good indication of inexperienced smokers is when green card remains after the cardboard flap protecting the papers has perrished at the hands of said novice.
Jim: Skin up, Bill.
Bill: materials?
Jim: Kings, Baccy, Grinder, Tweed.
Bill: There's no front to these Rizzla, Train ticket? Flyer?..... Knights of Columbus!! JIM, YOU ABSOLUTE NOVICE!! Theres still green card here, Bonus.
Bill: materials?
Jim: Kings, Baccy, Grinder, Tweed.
Bill: There's no front to these Rizzla, Train ticket? Flyer?..... Knights of Columbus!! JIM, YOU ABSOLUTE NOVICE!! Theres still green card here, Bonus.
by Bjorn Axel May 19, 2008
by swean November 05, 2005
by Plastic Bottle June 07, 2009