Green Bitches can be any age and any gender. Most Green Bitches are teens. Most Green Bitches are boys.
The “Green” in Green Bitch has dual meanings, “Green” referring to
Green Day. And “Green” referring to
immature,
ignorant and
inexperienced.
Green Bitches are a special kind of
poser. They are really
chavs and rednecks in disguise and probably future
klansmen too. They want to pretend to be
punk today because Green Day is popular now. Chances are they were in diapers when
Longview came out. And their mom quite possibly might have been in diapers when
Rock n Roll High School came out. But age is NOT a barrier to being punk. Intolerance, ignorance, not even knowing what punk is while pretending to be punk will all make a person a Green Bitch.
The vast ignorance of Green Bitches is revealed just by listening to them talk. They will say ignorant things, for example, like how they hate
Gerard Way or
Davey Havok (neither of which are exactly punk in my book but they BOTH KICK ASS!!!) hate them because they think Gerard and Davey look or act gay. At the same The Green Bitch usually professes their love for Green Day. When you tell a Green Bitch about
Billie Joe Armstrong’s professed sexual history and his dislike for ‘phobes and haters', the Green Bitch never believes you and never admits that he doesn’t know anything about punk. The Green Bitch is trying to be popular, not punk and Green Bitches don’t know the difference.
More things you will observe about Green Bitches: Between
The Queers and
The Pansy Division, Green Bitches don’t know who was actually gay, who gave themselves a “gay” name way back in 1982 just piss people off (now that’s punk), who toured with and was once on the same label as Green Day, or which band it was that Billie Joe interrupted their set so he could tell the crowd that they were pathetic for hating. Green Bitches don’t even know that The Queers and The Pansy Division exist. Green Bitches don’t know that The Ramones did not do guitar solos or even that
The Ramones were born out of rebellion to 10th generation
Led Zeppelin and exasperating egomaniacal guitar solos. They usually also hate certain music and call it Emo because they say it’s gay. But Green Bitches are just jealous because their 14yr old female counterparts are in love with
Jared Leto, Gerard Way, and
Pete Wentz.
Green Bitch chav poser to real punk fan: Modern bands suck. I wish more bands were like Green Day because Billie Joe Armstrong kicks ass. I hate
Emo, it’s so
gay. I wish more bands today were like
The Ramones and had some decent guitar solos.
Real punk fan to Green Bitch: WTF!! You are free to like whoever you want but your logic proves that you are a Green Bitch!! You have never even read the liner notes on any one of the many and various Ramones collections. If you had you would know how ignorant you sound right now. And if you knew anything about Billie Joe Armstrong, you would know how much you are NOT imitating him either.
