Roblox in Real Life

When a kid plays too much Roblox to the point of thinking parkour is called obbies, and building something is called tycoons. They tend to find people with one leg and a mouth stitched shut attractive. Their are different levels of this Roblox in Real Life,

Level 1 - Adopt Me/Obbies/Tycoons. They think that they can trade their newborn puppy for a lizard. They think that obbies are real, and or parkour is called obbies. They think tycoons exist too.

Level 2 - Bloxburg
They think they can build houses and whatever they want, they think they can get a lot of money for working for two minutes. They tend to destroy their house when they don't like it.

Level 3 - Crazy,
These kids are mad. They think coca cola restores health, they think cheeseburgers are called chez burgers, they cut off their oh and replace it with s pencil. They stitch their mouth shut. They pull out swords and kill people called them noobs. they do all of this.

Level 4 - Absolutely Insane,
They think dating is prohibited, different languages (such as Spanish or Mandarin) are just people speaking in 'tags,' they are convinced that having one leg and no head makes you rich, they think money is called robux, they even beg on the streets for free 'robux,' these kids are clinically insane. Plus they do everything in all the other levels. They even trash talk people for having brown dreads, they call that stuff 'bacon hair.'
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 07, 2022
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