Relationshow

A relationship that consists of sappy social media posts that make everyone else want to vomit. Probably to make up for lack of intimacy in real life. Many relationshows are short-lived since there is no substance to the actual relationship. However, real couples can have relationshows as well to hide turbulent points in their relationship.

Example 1: Whenever she gets a new boyfriend she puts on such a relationshow and then they break up within 3 months! You would think eventually she would learn to actually wait to get to know someone before spewing mushy shit all over her facebook for everyone to be annoyed by. How fucking embarrassing it must be when they break up with her after such a relationshow.

Example 2: She keeps posting how she can't live without him and all these pictures of them together. When will she realize that no one gives a fuck about her relationshow?

Example 3: Mary is putting on such a relationshow but we all know her husband is fucking someone else.

by Cherry bee November 22, 2016

Relationaintshit

When you are in a relationship, But your partner "ain't shit", aka lying cheating ass, or the relationship itself is too complicated, or just not working out.

*Girl talking with friends* Girl, This is so a relationaintshit. He is constantly lying about is where abouts. I dont think its working out.

by pseudonym deez nutz February 10, 2017

relationaut

A person who has dropped off the face of the earth because they've started seeing someone.

Janice is a relationaut, we won't see her for at least the next six months.

by Dave S. Koster April 11, 2017

relationer

A person who can fix and make other people's relationships better than he can his own

That guy is a relationer

by YOUR AVERAGE CUP OF JOE June 22, 2017

relationer

Someone who knows all about relationships and who gives advice to people in them. This person will always try their best to help you work things out and you can always count on them to be there when you need them.

That ben dude is such a relationer

by Tashaaalasherrdingdong June 22, 2017

Relationship Turtle

a long period of time in which a person dose not express a want for a relationship and remains like a turtle within its shell.

Damn Steve could get mad bitches too bad he is stuck in a Relationship Turtle.

by Daddystalin August 4, 2017

Relationship -

A Relationship - is a relationship with all it's up and downs, emotionality and fights and presents to excuse for bad habits, just without the sex.

A relationship - is the opposite of a friendship +.

A:" Do you know Steph and Chris? They have been friends for so long, they are basically living in a relationship -."

B:"Yes, they fight and they make up and they give gifts to each other but they just aren't interested in a relationship with the other , this is totally a ln example of a relationship -!"

by Patpatcat :3 August 16, 2017