brother jesus

Brother Jesus is a one in a life time huy, if you see him he will bless you with a better life style, you will get more friends and better grades. Brother Jesus will always support you as long as you know de wey, so if you meet Brother Jesus be proud... you could also become a Brother Jesus by bludgeoning someone in a Fortnite game with a Brother Jesus

hey jonas is a brother jesus and has a ps4 fortnite account named: Smash-FACE-1313

by Jesus,Brother December 17, 2018

jesus medina

The one and only greatest. Known as the best 👏 no one like him 👌

Hey why you claiming to be Jesus Medina?
Cause I'm the best 👌, greatest one and only Jesus Medina 👏

by awsomest May 16, 2014

Fat Jesus

The guy who always gets stuck with the fat chick in a group. A messiah for overweight women.

Looks like Fat Jesus got himself a hippo this time.

by @shot_of_cabo November 14, 2019

jesus weiner

an exclamation; a general term of surprise; expression of outragia; unexpected spiritual epiphany

"Jesus weiner! Why can't you keep that spit in your mouth where it belongs?" "Jesus weiner, I didn't know Katy gave birth to a hybrid alien baby girl!" "Jesus weiner, did the boss ever take a piece of my ass in that meeting!" "Jesus weiner, I sure got raped by that car dealer!" "Jesus weiner, I have all 6 numbers on tonight's Lotto!!!!"

by twopaws February 24, 2010

jesus wine

water

The magical ingredient Jesus turned into wine.

I always bring a bottle of Jesus Wine with me, wherever I go, in case I get parched.

by Thurdeye December 26, 2007

Thot Jesus

A Thot Jesus is person that claims to have a magical dick game and tends to heal thot behavior among women; leaving them to have sex only with Thot Jesus and nobody else.

Guy 1: Hey bro you heard that Macey, the class thot, aint fuckin no nigga but only Jaime now.
Guy 2: Yeah fr, all these thots claiming he got a magical dick or sumn. all these bitches flocking like he Jesus.
Guy 1: Jaime a Thot Jesus.
Guy 2: damn my girl Snapchat story she with Thot Jesus. My life is over.

by Atbatb September 24, 2019

oh jesus

when shit is getting too shitty

oh jesus, there's superglue on the toilet seat

by medical doser!!! May 8, 2020