Calvonic Brain

NOUN

to have a brain as perverted and twisted as Andrew Calvo
considered to be an insult

term coined by Dan Aymat

guy 1: dude, would you rather have to bite your mothers ovaries out, with your bare teeth, or have a huge black cock shoved up your ass?

guy 2: dude, you have such a Calvonic Brain

by slushybear January 13, 2010

Flag

Get the Calvonic Brain mug.

fat-brained

noun - when you do something fat-fingered but the cause is entirely in the head and not, in fact, anything to do with the fingers.

Sorry I didn't mean to send you that email of myself, it was me being fat-brained.

by sauj October 30, 2014

Flag

Get the fat-brained mug.

Brain leech

When you forget about stuff.

My nanny has a lot of brain leeches.

by Nether man above the stars December 23, 2020

Flag

Get the Brain leech mug.

Brain Leak

When something you ment to think in your head comes out loud, creating a rather awkward situation.

Guy 1: I totally brain leaked last night while screwing my girlfriend

Guy 2: Aww man what you say?
Guy 1: Accidently said "Battenburgs are what make my life complete" about 7 minutes in
Guy 2: I'm Surprised you last 7 minutes

Guy 1: Wait what?
Guy 2: Sorry Brain Leak

by AshleysMexicanDick October 24, 2014

Flag

Get the Brain Leak mug.

blonde for brains

Blonde for brains is a phrase used to describe a girl who fits into the ‘dumb blonde’ stereotype. Basically just a basic rich girl with the memory of a goldfish.

Hey blonde for brains! You should stick your head in a washing machine! it’s GREAT for your skin!

by gaycandle7 April 30, 2020

Flag

Get the blonde for brains mug.

whiskey on the brain

A near disease like water on the brain. When working a long tedious and tasking day the mere mention of the Jim Beam sends one into a magnetic voyage to the nearest dive bar to drown the working man's woes.

In casual conversation with Andy, Kristine mentioned the bottle of whiskey she procurred for Tom's birthday this weekend. After putting in a crab fisherman's day worth of hard work and sweat, the mere mention of the fine gruel, gave Andy a severe case of whiskey on the brain only to be cured by a stop at the Buzzin Steakhouse on his way home.

by Malbec Maven November 8, 2011

Flag