Auditor's Ass

This term is referred public auditors who gained a huge ass due to their countless hours sitting on their ass doing their work.
Auditor A: Damn, I feel like my ass is getting bigger through the busy season.

Auditor B: Ha! You've just got yourself a nice auditor's ass!
by NoMoreAudit February 18, 2010
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ass-dialling

the ability of an unlocked iPhone to dial it's address book randomly when activated by pressure in your rear pocket.
'Dude, you called me, like, three times last night...'.

'Yeah, sorry man, my iPhone was ass-dialling'.
by P-Dew May 24, 2009
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ass flavored

An object or scenario that is unwanted or disliked.
Person 1: I wanted to do the dutch rudder at work, but nobody would help me out.
Person 2: Ah, sorry, dude. That's ass flavored. I'll help you now.
by CrapIceberg May 03, 2011
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Springtime Ass

The result of girls shedding most of their winter clothing in order to maximize their visible ASSets. This is directly related to the sudden change of temperature from cold to warm in the Spring, and is a popular occurrence on college campuses.
Ryan: "I had no idea Chanel had such a rockin' body under those sweats!"

Corey: "Yeah man, I always thought she was hiding a penis, but Springtime Ass proved me wrong!"
by trips145 April 11, 2011
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Practice ass

A women used by a man to perfect sexual skills.
Whenever my girlfriend is not around I use Cammie as a practice ass to improve my sexual abilities.
by TheOneDragon May 17, 2010
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ass jam

similar to pocket lint if you wear underwear unwashed too many days in a row the lint becomes moist like jam
Mate, your undies are so dirty if you sweat it up you will have ass jam
by thatsthatmattressman July 04, 2012
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Ass Crispy

An ass crispy: the lint at the top of your asscrack mixed with sweat and discharge after strenuous activity. The color varies depending on the undergarment color you are wearing. Commonly mistaken for dingleberries.
Ewww! Don't flick your ass crispy at me!
by Kevin Pacella June 21, 2008
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