ass licked

When something is kicking your ass, but you like it.

"Bro, im getting my ass licked by elden ring right now. malenia is destroying me, not in a sexual way."
"bro why did you specify that? and doesn't her boots have individual toes?"

by JupiterCoyote July 06, 2022

Auditor's Ass

This term is referred public auditors who gained a huge ass due to their countless hours sitting on their ass doing their work.

Auditor A: Damn, I feel like my ass is getting bigger through the busy season.

Auditor B: Ha! You've just got yourself a nice auditor's ass!

by NoMoreAudit February 18, 2010

Practice ass

A women used by a man to perfect sexual skills.

Whenever my girlfriend is not around I use Cammie as a practice ass to improve my sexual abilities.

by TheOneDragon May 17, 2010

ass jam

similar to pocket lint if you wear underwear unwashed too many days in a row the lint becomes moist like jam

Mate, your undies are so dirty if you sweat it up you will have ass jam

by thatsthatmattressman July 04, 2012

ass doppler

A person's tendancy to monitor, grade, and report on one's lower GI tract performance.

Butch's ass doppler went off when he realized his rectal contents were not purely gaseous.

by shmacky December 18, 2008

ass-dialling

the ability of an unlocked iPhone to dial it's address book randomly when activated by pressure in your rear pocket.

'Dude, you called me, like, three times last night...'.

'Yeah, sorry man, my iPhone was ass-dialling'.

by P-Dew May 24, 2009

ass flavored

An object or scenario that is unwanted or disliked.

Person 1: I wanted to do the dutch rudder at work, but nobody would help me out.
Person 2: Ah, sorry, dude. That's ass flavored. I'll help you now.

by CrapIceberg May 03, 2011