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Fruit-snacks

Used to partially restore friendship with a C2. Although not as strong as granola bars (usually doesn't allow you to start a friendship), fruit-snacks are still a great thing to have on hand when dealing with C2s.
I forgot to bring a granola bar today, so I had to use my fruit-snacks.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 9, 2021
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Artificial Fruit

A straight man who acts gay. He has many platonic female friends, he may do theater or dance, and generally gives off a gay vibe BUT he likes chicks.

Opposite: Bromosexual
Bro 1: You does John have a boy friend?
Bro 2: Nah, man he's artificial fruit.
Bro 3: No shit?
by ASDFLKJFDSOASFNAS October 3, 2013
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Halifax County Fruit Basket

Insertion of various fruits into the vagina (or anus) .
That girls a freak. She wasn’t eating all the bananas, she was making a Halifax County Fruit Basket.
by DimeNring August 9, 2025
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Fruit Cocktail

Dude, I went to that new bar called "Rough Riders" cause I thought it was a western bar and I like line dancing, but it was a gay bar. It was a total Fruit Cocktail.
by Titan2014 November 3, 2016
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As The Rotten Fruit

When an opinion is that useless, and even hamful rather than giving any good advice.
(Made probably by me)
Person A: "I think you should see a doctor."
Person B: "That idea is as the rotten fruit. I already went to see a doctor a few times!"
by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025
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