ticket

pointing out to friends that if a particular person on the street comes up to them they have first rights to pick them up. You are given 10 tickets only a day so they must be used on only the hotest.

'look at her'
'yeah, Ticket!'

by [e-mail] July 12, 2009

ticket taker

Someone who uses up all the damn shit tickets. Usually leaving you to start, realize you're out, and have to do the cheek-clinch-penguin-waddle to get more.

Jake "I was in such a rush to drop a deuce the other day, I didn't even realize we were out of shit tickets..."

Brant "LOL yeah dude, hate when that happens".

Jake "It was prolly travis, you'd think he has the worst shits the way he uses that stuff. Damn Ticket Taker.

by dat guy deuce October 14, 2009

Tickety Boo

What people in Pittsburgh call a vacuum cleaner.

Please tickety boo your floors.

by Linky August 19, 2021

tuckered out

to be tired. also to be excited in a monotone for your wife/girlfriend or husband/boyfriend.

haley and austin were tuckered out after mini golf and boling with lexi and mason and haley and austin later played with tucker and kiwi there dogs...

by fredrich desantiago March 19, 2008

Mexican Tickler

A guy who sucks on another guys nutsack, while brushing his chin around that guys asshole and gets shit all over it.

He said my Mexican Ticklers were givin him a rash, so I had to shave.

by KronosW July 24, 2008

turkey testicle tickler

To tickle or play with a turkeys testicles, classed as animal rape or sex.
Or if the turkey is dead it is not thought of to tickle or play with its testicles because of testickle diesese formally known as Testicklitistaminaclesis or owch piss of homo!!

you sick bastard

why the hell did you want to know the meaning of this??

by not tellin ass hole May 8, 2005

tucker song

"a song to sing while your eating tucker"

for example : yesterday i went camping and we had tucker and sang the tucker song.

by jesSiiCAR* June 11, 2006