The law that whenever somebody says something about another person, they are really talking about themselves.
by Jahsehington November 13, 2019
Get the Carlo's Law mug.Tuxies law (or tuxies's rule of Systemd analogies) is an Internet adage which asserts that "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison that is, if an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will compare someone or something to systemd.
by mikeonline June 17, 2017
Get the tuxies law mug.When you see a piece of media or narrative that involves sexuality and children, it's not worth analyzing the content for meaning. The reason why is simple. The people that promote this content just want to normalize pedophilia. This was summed up by a Tweet from @AuronMacintyre
"It's not rocket science guys. They're just evil and want to diddle kids."
"It's not rocket science guys. They're just evil and want to diddle kids."
A: Why is this person on twitter referring to a group of school friends as being in a "platonic polyamorous relationship"?
B: Auron's Law
B: Auron's Law
by SirNedwood March 14, 2022
Get the Auron's Law mug.The law one should consider before posting a comment on someone's Facebook photo or status owing to the fact that his/her relatives and family might read it thereby avoiding (or promoting) humiliation. Humiliation may not always end up to the one being commented to; in some cases the one commenting might wind up deactivating his/her Facebook account.
- In accordance with the law of relativity, I'm tidying up my Facebook wall.
- The law of relativity kept him from posting nasty comments.
- The law of relativity kept him from posting nasty comments.
by Rerey88 January 13, 2013
Get the Law of Relativity mug.A police officer who excells at use of the multiple chapters of motor vehicle law in an attempt to keep the motoring public alive and safe.
Also known as A25
Also known as A25
by Ali T April 8, 2003
Get the road law mug.Whatever Eli says goes. A person can use Eli law to win a battle only if Eli agrees after. Eli also wins all ties automatically.
Example 1-
Eli: I win
Person: It's a tie!
Eli: Nuh uh, Eli law. I automatically win ties
Person: Ok you win
Example 2:
Person 1: You're so pretty
Person 2: Noooo
Person 1: Yes. Eli law.
Eli: Yes
Person 2: Fine I'm pretty
Eli: I win
Person: It's a tie!
Eli: Nuh uh, Eli law. I automatically win ties
Person: Ok you win
Example 2:
Person 1: You're so pretty
Person 2: Noooo
Person 1: Yes. Eli law.
Eli: Yes
Person 2: Fine I'm pretty
by Local.god.:3 February 22, 2022
Get the Eli law mug.The principle that, in a professional environment, the person(s) who critically block your forward progress at any given moment are in a meeting when you go to look for them.
Peter: I was looking for Josep, Tony and Rafael for an architectural decision, and they're all in the architecture meeting.
Dominic: That's Stradinger's Law for you.
Dominic: That's Stradinger's Law for you.
by emlprime July 7, 2010
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