Klaasse's Law

Every conversation will either terminate on or eventually cross the subject of shit.
Functions in a manner similar to that of Godwin's Law.

"I was up all last night, so I feel like shit."
-"Hey, Klaasse's Law"
"...damn you..."

by Scott O. January 4, 2008

Igechukwu's Law

A situation where Okafors Law doesn't apply due to the exceptional attractiveness of the person in question being sought after.

"By Okafors law she's mine because I spoke to her first" -person a

"She's too fine to be reserved for you by the law, I veto it with Igechukwu's Law" -person B

by IgboSpecialist October 13, 2014

mechanic's law

the one nut, bolt, etc that refuses to come loose out of a collection; providing one with a good ass-fucking!! -ie:mechanic's law!!

haven't you got that done yet? -i got five of the six bolts out, but this last bitch is rusted, i've got to fuck with it...!!!

-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)

mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!

by michael foolsley February 3, 2010

Roman law

Laws from Rome.

Those Savages use Roman law over in Alaska. They make Polar Bears fight in an arena.

by Roman Law March 8, 2017

tuxies law

Tuxies law (or tuxies's rule of Systemd analogies) is an Internet adage which asserts that "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison that is, if an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will compare someone or something to systemd.

"My Linux server does not reboot fast enough, must be systemd" "Yes, Tuxies law strikes again!"

by mikeonline June 17, 2017

Brummel's Law

Brummel's Law states that once you've sworn off a particular habit or vice, an opportunity to engage in said habit or vice presents itself almost immediately.

Lara: Damn, I'm on the wagon for the next couple months, and now all of my friends suddenly want to have a social life. This sucks.

Roger: It's Brummel's Law!

by Brummel January 19, 2011

Black Law

A "black law" is derived from the teachings of Muhammad, a great taxi driver from the Bronx New York regarding "unjust and unfair TLC laws"

"The mean TLC cop took my car away due to a black law!"

by Kevin Murphy 2 December 12, 2013