Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
Get the You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the ovenmug. by Shuaman September 18, 2020
Get the Covid jumpingmug. "Is Emily still dating George?"
"No, but she's seeing some other jerk now"
"oh man.... so she's still doing the chump jump then?"
"No, but she's seeing some other jerk now"
"oh man.... so she's still doing the chump jump then?"
by emmileejoe September 18, 2017
Get the Chump jumpmug. When you're standing on a bus (or other public transport) as there are no seats and someone near you gets up to get off, you quickly jump into the absent seat before anyone else has chance.
*Jack & Tom are standing on a crowded bus*
*A man in a nearby seat gets up to get off*
*Jack Seat Jumps instantly into his seat*
*A man in a nearby seat gets up to get off*
*Jack Seat Jumps instantly into his seat*
by SoupOnHerHed September 15, 2011
Get the Seat Jumpmug. An adventurous sexual position, similar to a Freefall, in which your girl hangs on to the edge of your dresser, face-down, suspended, while you support her hips from behind. Once you're about to cum, walk backward from the dresser until she cannot hang on any more, but to differentiate it from a Freefall, be sure to grab her hair before her head hits the ground.
My girlfriend got some awful whiplash last night as we were making love. I bungee jumped her off my dresser and I think she pulled a muscle.
by Toolkit79 April 24, 2020
Get the Bungee Jumpmug. The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).
Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.
Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.
Guy 2: I got you man.
Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.
Guy 2: I got you man.
by calmdownyoufuckingsjw August 17, 2016
Get the Jump on a grenademug. Bungy jumping is the biggest damn adrenaline rush you can ever experience while alive. If you do it, you are going to get dropped off a huge cliff, you'll only have your legs tied up to an elastic rope. When you get to the bottom you might me able to touch the water. its soooooo fkn awesome!
It is one of the MUST DO if you ever find yourself in New Zealand. NZ has got so many places where you can practise this mean sport. Take the plunge.
It is one of the MUST DO if you ever find yourself in New Zealand. NZ has got so many places where you can practise this mean sport. Take the plunge.
A: Bo! I went to Taupo and did that bungy jumping shit aye
B: Aye? Bet ya it was mean as, was it?
A: Fuck yea bo!
B: Aye? Bet ya it was mean as, was it?
A: Fuck yea bo!
by Juan Vidal January 2, 2009
Get the Bungy Jumpingmug.