jump shart

When you've accepted the fart you can't hold, and you still shit yourself

I was in the elevator and was trying to hold the fart, upon release I jump sharted

by yodrian July 21, 2016

Jump Sport Academy

A team for players who are so bad that they air ball everything they shoot. These players are also really depressing because they think they are good when they are bad.

Bro, your trash you play for Jump Sport Academy.

by Big Wanker June 28, 2019

Keanut Jump

A jump that is seen to be impossible or near impossible. You shout the word before performing the jump

“Keanut Jump!”

by Pfartman127 July 22, 2025

Jump promote

• When a promotional company purposely tries to overshadow a competitor by offering there service's before there competitor in order to sway business there way

• When a promotional company offers there service's before there competitor without sufficient promotional backing to spite there competitor

The term is coined from 'jump the gun' which is a term used when an individual acts before the proper or appropriate time

It is not illegal but is not a desirable trait as a businessman and may deter other businessman from dealing with you and can be seen as a snake move

I think they're trying to 'jump promote' me to steal my customers

by Jump promote April 12, 2019

Jump Sage Day

On September 22, we beat up Sage

Oh look, it’s Jump Sage Day. GET HER

by Kenasha December 24, 2021

Brownie jumping

When you have to stomp your shit down a drain in the shower

Last night i didnt have time to get out if the shower and had to go brownie jumping

by Asian0rphan June 7, 2023

Jump Your Nuts

When a woman fucks a man's brains out. She is sexually aggressive towards the man.

Fool, yo momma jumped Cecil's nuts! Man: Baby, you can jump my nuts! Woman: I'm gonna jump yo fucking nuts Cecil! Let me jump your nuts!

by SourPatch12 November 17, 2018