fruit wank

When you wankmasturbatewith a piece of fruit. A popular choice for this activity is the watermelon. People usually bore a whole into the fruit to create a makeshift pussy and then proceed to insert they're penis inside and pleasure themselves

Jane - "I have heard rumours that Johnny carved a hole in a melon and then Fucked it last week"

Mike - "yeah, he told me about it yesterday apparently it was the best fruit wank he's ever had"

by Fuckmegently August 31, 2015

Dark Fruits Dan

nickname for Strongbow drinkers, most commonly for the 'Dark Fruits' flavour. These individuals are massive lightweights and tend to drive Corsas. They are also keen pedophiles and spend most their spare time in children's parks

oi oi you almost spilled my strongbow on these here kids!

get out of the park you dark fruits dan!

by Stickydragon March 22, 2022

Fruit loops

The urge to brutally rape and kill gay people

I want to fruit loops someone

by Peckerheadfag621 January 19, 2024

Cooter fruit

The fruit of the cooter, duh

Sometimes you have to pick and lick the cooter fruit

by TheShiz123 June 14, 2018

Kill fruit

The act of smoking massive amounts of Marijuana. Fruit is another name for weed.

Hey man you wanna cruise and kill fruit with me before school?

by Grant Aggg May 15, 2008

Juicy Fruit Twins

A myspace hip hop duo from nova who focused more on their blunt rolling abilities than their music. They only rapped at parties using laptop speakers. Very lame. They had one single called "walmart spinnaz" and it was good because they could only remember the lyrics if they had a blunt before hand. So it was pretty funny. The duo was shutdown in march of 07 due to the song they released "blunts, hoes, pigs, n tricks". It made fun of the school cop and many members of the faculty as well as students. Overall there just a shit hole rap group who had potential until they were forced to resign.

1- are u guise the juicy fruit twins?
2- ya
3- you guise fuckin blow

by Devin DeRosia March 31, 2009

fruit with frosting

A gay man in the center of and on the receiving end of a bukkake circle.

"This cinnabon is stickier that a fruit with frosting"

by Trevor Trevorson February 25, 2014