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TGIG Syndrome

Acronym - The Grass Is Greener Syndrome. Affects people who are always thinking about the next big thing to buy, or the next big thing to do, or how they need to change their life to make it even better than it is now because "the grass is greener" wherever that next big thing exists.
My boy Noize was suffering from major TGIG Syndrome when he traded his Mitsubishi EVO VII off for a new BMW 3-Series and never saw that huge-ass lease payment coming!
by Bobby Ballsack November 8, 2007
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Potters Syndrome

Someone who loves Harry Potter so much, they´ll camp outside a bookstore to get a copy of the book rather than got to the new Xbox release.Can be deadly.
My friend LOVES Harry Potter.I think the guys got Potters Syndrome.
by AppleTops September 2, 2007
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shortmans' syndrome

Highly toxic degenerative complex that often affects males 5'8" or less in stature.

Can have a seroiusly adverse affect on those within earshot of persons afflicted with this unfortunate condition.
Symptoms and side affects of shortmans' syndrome can include:

- Snide, nasty bitchy comments and one-up-man-ship about anyone employed to work with/for the shortman
- Insecure behaviour, especially when others joke about small penises
- A fast car with a long bonnet
- Often seen "hanging out" at that bar, either sitting bolt upright on a bar stool or slouching in a booth, bragging loudly and buying anyone/everyone drinks and then getting really annoyed when no-one reciprocates
by Jasminenz January 9, 2009
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fuckboy syndrome

A imature ass hole Who líes alot lives with his parents cant be with just one female is a alcohlic and dead beat : pretender :actor : full of shiet : cheater that will never change
The fuckboy played the nice girl over and over and had no emotion

"Fuckboy syndrome do not be fooled by his tricks"
by Kkk951 February 1, 2016
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Down Syndrome

A condition which makes your facial features look different and you have learning difficulties. It can also stunt your growth.
You lot are horrible, immature bastards! What's the point in making fun of people with learning difficulties and different facial features. It's pathetic and you people need to get a life.
by Glittery Goddess June 15, 2004
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Girlfriend Syndrome

When after getting a girlfriend every woman other than her becomes not as hot. This makes your girlfriend look much more beautiful and sexy to you because she's your girlfriend. Much self-esteem is lost after a breakup with the girl and your friends will pester you for ever going out with her.
Tom: Man Jim thinks his girlfriend is the hottest girl on the earth!

Joe: Yeah, he's come down with a bad case of Girlfriend Syndrome.

Tom: I know the chick he's dating isn't even hot!
by omgwtfbananas December 27, 2009
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Cunt Syndrome

One cunt's constant use of the word CUNT and everybody else starts to use the word CUNT as well.
Cunt 1: Alright you cuntfuck
Cunt 2: Hey
Cunt 1: How are you cunt?
Cunt 2: Wow i am a cunt
Cunt 1: Mate i think you've developed cunt syndrome
by cunt lover 5 March 24, 2011
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