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Social Deprivation

Teacher: And this meant that he had some serious messages about social deprivation
Students: *snore snore*
by Pink_TeaCups February 28, 2008
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smokes socially

Someone who passes a joint with their pinkie extended politely.
1: Dog, smoking with Samantha is like toking with the Queen of England.

2: Yeah, she smokes socially.
by ubuge2 July 26, 2011
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social engineer

A misfit who takes pride in his ability to manipulate others. Commonly a young white male who also has interests in hacking, computer games, and being made fun of in high school.
The feats of a social engineer are insignificant compared to a meaningful relationship with even a single good friend.
Social engineer 1: i stole my friend's gf's password! now i can mess with him!
Social engineer 2: Wow dude
by j7aiman February 9, 2010
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Social Outcast

Someone who is rejected from the majority, or all of the social groups in an area. You will probably insult them and hurt their feelings, but sometimes they're so damn annoying you hope you do!

Sometimes they turn out OK if you get to know them, but other times, as I said before, they're just annoying.
Social Outcast: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5-

Socially Accepted Person: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?!

Social Outcast: A, B, C, D, E, F, G-

Socially Accepted Person: And you wonder why no one likes you.
by Daniel Day-Lewis January 14, 2009
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Social Slayer

A person who can ruin a social atmosphere just by turning up, making a poor joke or creating an awkward silence.

Idenitfy a Social Slayer by making kung fu like karate chops in mid air. This is to show that the social situation has just been slayed.
Group Of Friends:

Guy 1: this party is sick man

Guy 2: Yeah as soon as that song came on it was mad

Social Slayer: Cant wait til they play some Justin Beiber
by MGSocial Protector April 22, 2011
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social software

all the various written "programs" ... especially those with clearly defined do's and don't's ... that people use to guide their lives, such as the Bible, etiquette books, penal codes, People Magazine, etc.
Reverend Gerald really hammers home in his sermons that the Bible is our primary piece of social software and that the 10 Commandments are all we really need.
by Sexy Simian December 1, 2010
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social clopen

When a retail slave closes the store, gets wasted at a bar or party, then has to open the next day. Occurs as the result of a scheduling snafu where the retail manager overhears that his or her retail robots are going to a party and makes the schedule such that they get 8 hours in between shifts to party, eat, sleep, shower, iron clothes and shave. As a result, the retail robots typically omit many of those steps (especially the ironing clothes part), and go to work wasted the next morning, if at all.
Knowing he had to be at work at 5 a.m. the next day for inventory, James social clopened, threw a kegger, and ultimately threw up all over the office the next morning.
by bodazzle July 6, 2010
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